#ryukyu mha

[dvdkisser]

Me and the rarepair I'm pioneering

[little-sis-toga]

In most works of fiction, the shap shifter is usually a evil villainous figure who deceives good people

Thank you for proving that it's not just fiction but reality as well

Uh... don't you literally shifted into a scary-looking dragon? So not cute by the way. Aren't you calling yourself out here as well?

[mhabirthdays]

Happy Birthday

Ryuko Tatsuma (Dragoon Hero: Ryukyu) – September 22nd

[m0nster-in-paradise]

glory and gore chapter 3: [i'd still kill you]

"I'm not sure why we're doing this," Aizawa says, looking out from the safety of one of the high windows of UA's main building. "UA doesn't accept applications for the hero course this late. She could just try next year."

"I know." Ryukyu says, walking up to his side and looking out of the window with her arms folded behind her back. "But I think this is important. I want you to see why she needs to be trained."

"And if she passes the test?"

"Maybe she gets into the hero course," Ryukyu says, which prompts a raised eyebrow from Aizawa, "but not 1-A."

"Class 1-B is full," Aizawa replies. "To make room for an extra seat would be letting everyone know we allow exceptions."

"You'll want to make an exception when you see this." Ryukyu tells him, and falls silent.

"That's for All Might, Neru and Vlad King to decide."

--

Cyn closes her eyes. Senses more than watches. Waits. Careful and precise, not like the overwhelming might and pain of the Solver.

Something crunches. Cyn runs a scan and makes sure everything is up to date. She still needs to update her Sudoku game. She won't update it, not ever, because if she does she loses her high score and any indicator that her game is still the same game she played online in Elliot Manor, thinking hard to beat J.

[I am Cyn] she broadcasts into the void, and picks up several responses.

Different serial designations. Different levels, blaring out their point scores, telling her their operating systems. One by one, red lights flicker and turn yellow, though the robots she's scheduled to fight are still after her, programmed for only one thing. Cyn stands still, senses more than watches, and waits carefully and precisely. She flicks out three fingers at her side, Solver symbol spinning into existence, giving her the options she can use. Cyn opts for making a knife first, grasping it tightly, not missing the oil splatter on the handle.

A level one moves first, and Cyn opens her eyes, throwing it at the highest speed she can. It impales itself in the robot's head-- and the thing doesn't even bleed.

"Oh," Cyn says in amazement. "Okay."

Cyn opts for the NULL instead.

--

"Underwhelming," Aizawa remarks, watching Cyn send a knife spinning towards the training robots. Midnight has since joined Ryukyu and Aizawa, watching from ground level in case Cyn needs to be stopped (a request by the little drone herself out of fear). "Impressive, but we already have students who can do both."

"It's weird, though," Midnight says through the headphones. "It can't be like her quirk, because there's no material or lipids to make it from. Hey, is that a--?"

Aizawa leans forward when he sees the dark space, darker than dark, standing out even as far below as Cyn is. She tosses it, and he's pretty sure that the robot it hit didn't just get exploded. He's pretty sure it just ceased to exist.

"That is dangerous," he says watching as what was metal collapses to the ground in a fount of what is now dark blood and flesh. "How many of those can she throw?"

"As far as we know, an infinite amount," Ryukyu suggests. "There is no limit to her power. She called it a planet eater. That's why we need to train her."

"Out of the question." Aizawa responds instantly. "I don't know what happened to you, but if that thing can eat planets, she needs to be on the heaviest quirk suppressants we have. What happens if one of our students gets hit by that thing?"

"The only way we could put her on quirk suppressants," Ryukyu tells him, "is if it was even a quirk at all."

--

[th-- Cyn spins, dodges, unfurls dark new h wings and tail, so bright, yellow, only it's not yellow like the Solver's exactly, more of a slightly lighter yellow for Cyn, mine] for the only worker drone stuck here, for the fighter who refuses to allow herself back into the Solver's grasp.

[me, m and she moves like wildfire, so fast her vision narrows to a tunnel and then she's popping back into existence to throw a NULL or and i] a knife or a sword at something, anything that moves, [  in��snapping her neck around to get a full view so fast there's a crack and a new pe error flashes onto her vision about her neck joints, and that's when ified] she stops because there are actually two errors, one about her joints and one that she doesn't quite recognize but she does recognize the voice that plays with it.

[Pleased to meet you, again, CYN,] the Solver says in her mind. [Stop.]

Cyn hears something crack, and then her vision goes black, and she stumbles, collapsing to the ground as oil leaks from her shattered visor.

[PLEASE DON'T DO THIS]

[I'm helping you.]

[NO YOU'RE NOT]

Cyn calls out for help, placing a hand on her forehead as she grapples for control with the Solver, trying to stand up but falling back down, her not-quite-heart not-quite-engine running furiously, the feedback from all of her other senses suddenly too loud and overwhelming for her to process all of them right now, on her hands and knees on the concrete as she tries to get herself under control.

[Can't believe they're putting you to sleep for this] the Solver says. [You need an emotional support animal or something. Ooh, want me to use the rest of Tessa's body? I could try to put her back together for you.]

[WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS TO ME]

[It's fun and you're a loser.]

[THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE JUST SAY IT OUTRIGHT]

[And also, I don't like watching losers.]

--

“Scanner’s on the fritz,” V says through the walkie-talkie. “Can’t find a heat signal. It’s too cold out here to see– what were we looking for again?”

“Assuming Cyn is separate from the Solver,” Uzi tells her from where she’s sheltered in the ruins of an old human building that might have once been a skyscraper, “we’ll have to find the Solver itself. There were other squads out there besides you guys. If there’s even one remaining, then maybe we can get into their head and since I’m the new host the Solver might have to tell me what it’s done to Cyn. Assuming, of course, that Cyn was separate from the Solver and that the Solver is not also one of the hidden personalities in my brain.”

“In plain English,” V says, and Uzi groans loudly.

“Look for other disassembly drone,” she says like she’s talking to a small child, moving her hands back and forth even though V can’t see the motions, “Please Capture. Keep Mostly Intact. Find Solver Program. Or Cyn if you see her.”

“And why are we doing this again?” “Just do it,” Uzi half-snarls into the mic. “Please. I’ll let you eat anything else you find?”

“You bet,” V tells her, and shuts off the walkie-talkie.

Unfolding her wings, the Disassembly Drone leaps into the sky, keeping close to the ground in case she needs to dive and hide quickly, or if there’s anything out there. Nothing shows up on her scanners besides the blue blurs that are cold patches of snow or dark shadows that might once have been buildings or vehicles. V wouldn’t admit it, but she almost admires how the evidence of human existence remains despite the harsh conditions of Copper-9. J would probably start talking about how they were made or how much work the company put into them if she were here.

J.

V had liked the other drone– not as much as she wound up hating her, but oh well, things happened. The main thing she had an issue with was J’s insistence on loyalty to… to what? A dead human? A dead friend? Cyn was wearing Tessa’s skin. If it was even Cyn, and not the Solver manipulating them all over again by using Cyn’s voice and mannerisms.

“It’s not okay like this,” she remembers Tessa telling her once after she cut her hand. “You can’t repair on your own, and those wires are all exposed… Here, I’ll get some plastic, see if I can patch it together for you. Might wanna be careful, though, make sure no one sees.”

V misses the patch. It wasn’t a scar, not quite, but the piece Tessa had cut out and glued to her hand was… something of her own. It had vanished when her hand had mutated into… into that thing of Cyn’s creation, half razor-sharp claws and half flesh and with an open everseeing allseeing eye in the middle that glowed yellow not white and never blinked. It wasn’t added into her hand again when she was remade.

Her scanner picks up heat. V divebombs the source and goes on the heaviest offense she can, swinging her sword as she dives to make herself into a spinning ball of agony and death and pain, an angel with wings reflecting light and a harbinger of doom with a fanged grin that scares the hell out of anyone who sees it.

She has to stop her wild offense, however, when she realizes it’s just a discarded welding torch that’s still on. V picks it up, shuts it off, and observes it for a moment. There are claw marks and burn marks on it (sentinel usage, perhaps?) and it doesn’t seem to have been on for very long.

“Sparks!” she calls, and the red-eyed sentinel is crunching through the snow nearby in an instant. “Hold this for me.”

It takes it with surprisingly gentle teeth and follows her as she wades forward through the knee-high snow, the blizzard so thick she can’t even see the claws held out in front of her. She does, however, feel it when her claws hit something metal, and she switches them to regular hands to try and feel her way around whatever it is. V feels hinges, metal plates interlocking together smoothly, a door, something she can’t really recognize, and then winces when Sparky walks straight into it with a metallic clonk and steps back, shaking its head.

V pauses. The material feels… it feels like she should recognize it.

“Oh, robo-Jesus,” she mutters, stepping back. “This is a landing pod.”

She goes back to the thing she doesn’t recognize. It’s just a carving on the metal, nothing much, but as she traces out the lines, she recognizes a symbol and a name.

The Solver symbol.

And [ADMINISTRATOR:CYN] is right beside it in bold lettering.

“Uzi,” V says into the walkie-talkie. “I found something you’re not gonna like.”

--

Cyn is back in her head again.

Only instead of a small being pressed up against the edges of the Solver’s vision begging and pleading for a way out and being squeezed almost into nothingness constantly, she’s herself again, and the Solver is the faint spark of something not-quite-fully-aware in her head.

“I don’t want this,” she says to the dark everything, to the barest hint of light that lets her see her hands and nothing else, to the dust motes in the air. “I don’t want you.” she says to the Solver.

“Ugh,” it responds, voice quiet and nothing like the all-consuming mechanical sounds she would hear when it was addressing her. “You can change it. Just think of the furniture or whatever you want. You’re so–”

“GET OUT OF MY HEAD!” Cyn yells, then inhales sharply. That’s not something she’s ever done before. She’s a talk it out calmly type of person, a let’s work out our feelings over this type of person, not an I'm going to scream at you type of person.

“You’re so whiny.” the Solver continues like it didn’t just hear her. “Get over yourself. Loser. L. Ha-ha.”

Cyn hits the nonexistent mute button on the Solver and sighs in relief when it suddenly cuts off and she can’t hear it.

It’s different now that she’s been separated from it. Meaner. Less… playful. Maybe being assimilated into it is what made it possible to be defeated. Maybe its weaknesses were its remnants of just Cyn, not ADMINISTRATOR:CYN or USER_CYN. Weaknesses it doesn’t have now.

Now to figure out where she is and how she can get out of her head. Cyn takes a deep breath and sits down, crossing her legs, letting her head flop to the side and not trying to push it up again. Meditative and calm, that's her. The Solver she pushes out of her head entirely, the emptiness a little scary but also welcoming now that she's the one in charge and the stupid program can't even run in the background. The space inside her brain is nowhere like where she goes when she's shutting down for sleep, and it frightens her a little bit, but she puts some melodic chirping of birds and pleasant thunder crashing on in the background and concentrates on figuring it out.

"Concentrating," she narrates. "Concentrating." And then, eyes blinking back open, she manages a smile. "Brain blast."

The space vanishes and winks out as she compresses it down to the [NULL] mentally and shatters it. She regrets it soon after, though, when she realizes her body has shut down, and then everything goes black.

title is taken from a nostalghia song lol. go listen to it

this one is a little bit shorter because I was really struggling with it and the length wasn't helping so I cut out some parts to make it better. dw we'll get into the meat next chapter

also yes midnight's quirk can affect her! cyn has partially organic parts as a result of the solver's interference. same goes for uzi and the other solver hosts like doll or nori. according to this fic at least

messy text is intentional and appears whenever the solver is trying to take over and overload their brain with its thoughts

[asheroe]

Hello! first actually post! i wanna share some i hope to call fanart even tho i have to admit i need to use bases/templates!!

[thesakuragarnet]

PHOENIX AU: Fun Facts

hey y’all, sorry for being MIA. I got sick when I went on vacation but I’m home now! No idea how frequently I will be posting but I will be spending the next several months forcing myself to write so yeehaw. Anyway here’s some PHOENIX fun facts about some characters from my fanfiction lifeblood (PHOENIX: A Pro Hero Toya Todoroki AU) that I posted on my Instagram @the_sakura_garnet a while back

(includes some references to BNHA OC's that I have that are in PHOENIX and it's prequel)

MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

PHOENIX AU Toya Todoroki Fun Facts

Miyuki Sero made a bet with him during their second year involving Everclear, and it's the closest Toya's ever come to getting alcohol poisoning. Miss Kaminari forced him to clean the common room for two months as punishment

He can do the entire Ludacris rap in "Baby" by Justin Bieber

Has only cried a handful of times because of movies. Most of those times have been movies he's watched with his sister. But he'll never admit it

He and Natsuo crashed a sled into their father's car one winter, and proceeded to blame five year old Shoto for it...who was inside...with Enji...the entire time.

He has keyed the cars of all his sister's exes

PHOENIX AU Keigo Takami Fun Facts

Has sponsors from literally every place that sells chicken, but KFC is his place of choice

For one of their first dates, Keigo forced Toya to come along on a search for the "perfect chicken tender" where they ordered from every place and they ranked all of them. Led to a lot of arguments that left both of them crying from laughing so hard about how passionate the other was about their opinion

He owns several matching/complementing outfits with Rumi from their shopping spree days at the academy, and some of them are dresses

If he has the AUX there will be Broadway tunes, Harry Styles, Taylor Swift, or classic rock ONLY. With minimal exceptions

He's always playing "I Wanna Party" from Rio unironically when he's getting ready in the morning and has developed a whole song and dance routine to it. occasionally, Toya will do the second verse if he's awake and Rue will do the female vocals. There have been several early dance parties at the PHOENIX Agency, and it's a pain for collaborating heroes when they have to travel team-up for missions

PHOENIX AU Rumi Usagiyama Fun Facts

She's a black belt in taekwondo, judo, Krav Maga, and generally kicking ass (BONUS: She has a trophy that says "best at kicking ass" that Toya had made for her as a birthday gift)

She feels guilty for being cold and mean to Toya for so long before they became friends, but she doesn't know how to approach him about it (even though he's left that all behind and doesn't hold it against her)

Her favorite workout playlist artists are Nicki Minaj, Doja Cat, and Megan Thee Stallion

Midnight helped her come to terms with her sexuality with her confidence and unapologetic expression

She's double-jointed, has never taken a steroid (contrary to popular belief in the tabloids), and prides herself on being healthy

PHOENIX AU Ryuko Tatsuma Fun Facts

Her mother used to make her do beauty pageants/contests, and she would win flawlessly every time

She was born into a very wealthy family, but ironically didn't let her riches go to her head until reaching fame

During school, she occasionally ate edibles to calm her nerves as she would obsess over her grades, which is why her parties always had them

She constantly showers Rumi with extravagant gifts, but Rumi considers Ryuko the greatest gift of all

(Not so fun fact and SPOILER) she left Rumi for Uwabami when she dumped her in Chapter 40

PHOENIX AU Shinji Nishiya Fun facts

During their entire first year, Shinji was absolutely terrified of Toya because of their Quirk incompatibility (fire and wood don't mix)

He secretly had a slight crush on Rumi for a couple years, which is another reason why Yu never liked Rumi

He and Amari used to make conspiracy boards in the common room whenever they got high

He has acted as a getaway driver for a number of Toya's antics (he's the only person that doesn't make Toya carsick when he drives)

He scored the highest in Hero/Civilian/Villain Psychology during their Second and Third Years

[lynkholm]

Dragon quirk Family Dynamics and Hero society (featuring Yogi, and Eric Andre)

Touya Todoroki’s First Dragon Quirk Gathering – A Rare Outsider’s Experience

At 15 years old, Touya Todoroki had spent his whole life knowing he was different. His blue-flame wyvern quirk made him an anomaly—not just in the Todoroki family, but in the entire dragon quirk community.

When his mother, Rei, mentioned his abilities to a friend from a dragon-blooded family, the news spread like wildfire. An invitation arrived soon after—a formal request for Touya to attend the seasonal Dragon Gathering.

Enji, though dismissive of "quirk politics," allowed it—partly out of curiosity, partly because Rei insisted.

The Gathering – A World Apart

The event was held in a private mountain estate, hidden from public view. As Touya stepped onto the grounds, he immediately felt the weight of hundreds of eyes on him.

The Whispering Crowd

Dragon quirk users, mostly women and girls, watched him with a mix of fascination and wariness.

A few older matriarchs eyed him like a scientific curiosity—a male dragon, unrelated to any lineage, standing in their sacred space.

Some younger girls giggled behind their hands, whispering about his blue flames and wyvern form.

The Men of the Community – A Silent Minority

The few other men there (mostly husbands or sons of dragon-blooded women) gave him nodding respect—they understood how rare he was.

One older man, a hawk-winged quirk user married to a dragon, clapped him on the shoulder. "First time, boy? Don’t worry—they’ll warm up to you. Eventually."

The Tatsuma Family’s Reaction

Inko Tatsuma, holding a wide-eyed 4-year-old Izuku, greeted Rei warmly before turning to Touya.

"So you’re the one everyone’s talking about," she said kindly. "A wyvern quirk… and such striking flames."

Izuku, clutching his mother’s leg, stared at Touya like he was the coolest hero he’d ever seen.

Ryuko Tatsuma – The Future Ryukyu

Ryuko (15, same as Touya), already training to be a hero, sized him up with a sharp gaze.

"You’re the Todoroki kid, huh?" she said, arms crossed. "Heard your fire doesn’t burn you. That’s… useful."

There was a tense moment—Ryuko was used to being the strongest young dragon in the room, and Touya’s existence was an unexpected variable.

The Rituals – Where Touya Stands Out

The Flight Ceremony

A tradition where young dragons take to the sky to show their prowess.

Ryuko shifted effortlessly into her full draconic form, soaring with practiced grace.

When it was Touya’s turn, the crowd fell silent.

His transformation was different—a sleek, blue-scaled wyvern, smaller than most dragons but unnaturally agile.

His flight was wild, untrained, but powerful—earning murmurs of both awe and concern.

The Elders’ Judgment

A council of dragon matriarchs called him forward.

"You are not of our blood, yet you bear our gift," one said. "This has not happened in centuries."

They debated whether he should be taught their ways or kept at a distance.

Inko, surprisingly, spoke up for him. "He didn’t choose this quirk. But he is one of us now, in a way."

The Unspoken Tension

Some saw him as a miracle—proof that dragon quirks could evolve beyond bloodlines.

Others saw him as a threat—a wildcard who didn’t follow their rules.

Ryuko, after watching him, challenged him to a spar—part test, part dominance display.

Their fight was brutal but short—Touya’s flames were hotter, but Ryuko had better control.

In the end, she smirked. "Not bad… for an outsider."

The Aftermath – Touya’s Place in the Dragon World

Accepted, But Not Fully One of Them – The elders decided he could attend future gatherings, but he would never be seen as a true heir to their traditions.

Ryuko’s Rivalry Begins – She now sees him as someone to surpass, pushing herself harder.

Izuku’s Hero Worship – The little boy wouldn’t stop talking about "the cool dragon boy with blue fire!"

Rei’s Relief – For the first time, Touya had people who understood his quirk, even if they were wary of him.

What This Means Going Forward

Ryuko’s Growth – She now has a rival, making her even more determined to be the best.

Izuku’s Fascination – This event might be one of his earliest memories of quirks, fueling his hero dreams.

Enji’s Interest – If he hears how Touya was received, he might start pushing for political connections in the dragon community.

Final Thought

And somewhere in the crowd, a four-year-old Izuku was already scribbling notes about him in a tiny notebook.

Touya & Ryuko’s Rivalry at UA – The Dragon and the Wyvern

First Encounters – Class Placement and Initial Clashes

Touya, despite his raw power, lands in Class 1-B—partly due to his unorthodox fighting style, partly because some teachers are wary of his unstable flames.

Ryuko takes this as proof she’s superior, but Touya doesn’t care—he’s here to prove himself, not play politics.

First Joint Training Session – Fire vs. Scale

Ryuko fights with precision and discipline, using her dragon form’s size and strength to overpower opponents.

Touya is wild, unpredictable, using his wyvern agility and blue flames to outmaneuver her.

The battle ends in a draw, leaving both frustrated—Ryuko because she couldn’t dominate, Touya because he couldn’t break through her defenses.

The Dragon Quirk Hierarchy – A Silent War

Traditionalists see him as an outsider who doesn’t belong.

Progressives (like Inko) argue he deserves respect for his strength.

Ryuko, raised in the matriarchal traditions, feels pressure to put him in his place—but part of her is fascinated by his power.

Touya, meanwhile, doesn’t care about their rules—he just wants to be the best, dragon politics be damned.

The UA Sports Festival – A Public Showdown

Ryuko fights in full dragon form, using her flight and crushing strength.

Touya stays human-sized, relying on speed and concentrated blue flames to wear her down.

In the end, Touya wins by overheating her scales, forcing her to yield—the first time a male dragon quirk user has ever beaten a Tatsuma in public.

The crowd erupts, and the dragon elders are horrified.

Ryuko is furious—but also impressed.

From Rivals to Reluctant Allies

Ryuko, humbled, starts training differently—studying Touya’s tactics instead of just relying on brute force.

When the League of Villains attacks, they’re forced to work together:

Ryuko’s durability tanks hits while Touya’s flames clear paths.

They develop a wordless默契 (silent默契), adapting to each other’s movements.

The dragon community is forced to acknowledge that maybe, just maybe, Touya belongs among them.

The Aftermath – Changing the Status Quo

Touya gains respect, even from those who once dismissed him.

Izuku, watching from the sidelines, takes notes on both of them, inspired by their growth.

Endeavor, seeing Touya’s success, softens slightly—maybe his son doesn’t need to be perfect, just strong in his own way.

Final Dynamic – A Rivalry That Redefines Them Both

Touya no longer fights just to prove himself—he fights to surpass her, to change what it means to be a dragon.

The dragon quirk community will never be the same.

Bonus: How This Affects Others

Izuku – Learns from both of them, noting how quirks aren’t everything—strategy matters too.

Katsuki – Hates that two dragon freaks are getting all the attention and trains even harder.

Izuku’s Childhood Memories of Dragon Gatherings

Inko holds Izuku’s hand tightly as they watch the young dragons spar.

When Touya transforms into his wyvern form, Izuku’s eyes go star-shaped. "Mom, he’s like a real hero!"

He scribbles messy, excited notes in a tiny notebook, already analyzing quirks.

After the fight, Izuku dashes forward (before Inko can stop him) and tugs on Touya’s sleeve.

"Your fire is so cool! Can you—can you do it again? Please?"

Touya, still irritated from Ryuko’s glare, looks down at this tiny, wide-eyed kid and—against his better judgment—lets a small blue flame curl in his palm.

Izuku gasps like it’s the greatest thing he’s ever seen.

From that day on, Izuku associates dragon gatherings with magic—and Touya becomes one of his first unofficial "hero inspirations."

Touya’s First Gathering – The Aftermath of His Duel with Ryuko

Touya, untrained but instinctive, relies on speed, unpredictable movements, and his hotter blue flames.

The duel ends in a standstill, but Ryuko is visibly frustrated—she expected to dominate, not struggle.

Post-Fight Tension – "You Wanna Kiss Me So Bad It Makes You Look Stupid"

Ryuko snaps. "What’s so funny? You didn’t win."

Touya, deliberately provoking her, tilts his head. "You wanna kiss me so bad right now it makes you look stupid."

The entire courtyard goes silent.

Ryuko’s face flushes dark red, but before she can retaliate, Touya casually walks off, leaving her fuming in front of everyone.

The Dragon Community’s Reaction – Shock and Scandal

Younger girls whisper excitedly. "He talked back to a Tatsuma!"

Inko covers her mouth, trying not to laugh.

A few of the older dragon men nod in approval. "Kid’s got spine."

Ryuko’s reputation takes a hit—not because she lost, but because Touya got under her skin so easily.

The Consequences of Touya’s Defiance

Ryuko’s Grudge Intensifies

She starts studying his fighting style, realizing brute force won’t work against him.

Touya Gains a Reputation

Some of the younger dragon girls start sneaking glances at him, much to Ryuko’s annoyance.

The Elders’ Dilemma

A few secretly approach him, offering training in dragon techniques (partly to tame him, partly because they see potential).

Izuku’s Hero Worship Grows

When Inko tucks him in that night, he whispers: "Mom, do you think I could be strong like them even without a quirk?"

She hugs him tight. "Strength isn’t just about quirks, Izuku. It’s about heart."

How This Moment Echoes Later

Touya’s defiance inspires other "outsiders" in the dragon community to challenge tradition.

Izuku never forgets that blue fire—years later, when he meets Dabi in another timeline, he feels a strange sense of déjà vu.

Final Thought

Touya’s Training with the Dragon Elders – A Trial by Fire

The Offer (And the Catch)

The condition? He must submit to their authority—something Touya hates.

But the promise of greater control over his flames is too tempting. He agrees.

The Training – Brutal and Unforgiving

First Lesson: Endurance

The elders force him to hold his dragon form for hours, pushing his limits.

His flames, usually wild, are forced into precision—lighting candles without burning them, shaping fire into controlled rings.

Second Lesson: History

He’s taught the origins of dragon quirks, the weight of their legacy—something he never cared about before.

But when they speak of past male dragons who burned out too soon, he listens. "Is that my fate?"

Third Lesson: Respect

The hardest one. He’s made to serve tea to the matriarchs, to bow, to hold his tongue.

It grates on him, but he learns patience—and how to pick his battles.

The Change in Touya

He starts thinking before acting, no longer just a reckless wildfire.

But he never loses his edge. When an elder tells him "You will never be one of us," he smirks. "Good. I’d hate to be predictable."

Ryuko’s Revenge at UA – The Dragon’s Payback

The Setup – Joint Training Exercise

By sheer luck (or Ryuko’s manipulation), she and Touya are assigned as rivals—leading opposing teams.

The Trap – Playing to His Weakness

She baits him into a narrow corridor, then shifts to dragon form, blocking his escape.

"Remember what you said to me? Let’s see how clever you are now."

The Payback – A Humiliating Defeat

Leaning down, she whispers in his ear: "You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid."

Then she drops him and walks off, leaving him stunned in front of both classes.

The onlookers lose their minds.

Katsuki: "HAH! Looks like the dragon bitch finally roasted you!"

Shoto: "…Should I help him?"

Izuku: "W-Wow, her tactical approach was so—" (immediately muffled by Uraraka).

The Aftermath – A New Understanding

Ryuko expects him to hold a grudge, but instead, he starts showing up to her training sessions, uninvited.

"You’re not the only one who can learn from a fight," he says, and she realizes—this rivalry isn’t ending anytime soon.

How This Changes Both of Them

Ryuko learns not to underestimate him, and slowly, their rivalry becomes a twisted form of mutual respect.

Izuku, watching it all, adds new pages to his hero notes:

"Touya’s control improved 37% since last observation!"

"Ryuko’s combat adaptability is incredible! But she still telegraphs her tail strikes…"

Final Thought

Izuku Stumbles Into Dragon Politics – The Quirkless Wildcard

The Incident – A Forbidden Scroll

There, he finds an ancient scroll detailing a lost dragon technique: "The Ember Tongue"—a way to speak fire into existence through words alone, a skill thought extinct.

Izuku, being Izuku, memorizes it on the spot.

The Fallout – A Tradition Broken

Ryuko is furious. "Who would dare—?"

Touya, amused, glances at Izuku’s guilty face. "Oh, this is gonna be good."

Inko pales. "Izuku… what did you do?"

The elders demand answers, and when they realize a quirkless outsider has seen their secrets, the debate begins:

The Traditionalists’ Reaction – "He Must Be Silenced!"

One even suggests "binding him to the clan"—a vague but ominous threat.

The Progressives’ Defense – "He’s Inko’s Son!"

Touya, surprisingly, backs her up. "The kid didn’t mean any harm. And let’s be real—if he could use the technique, he would’ve already set himself on fire by accident."

The Compromise – A Trial by Knowledge

His task? Explain the Ember Tongue’s principles—without ever using it.

Izuku’s Unexpected Masterstroke

He breaks down the "Ember Tongue" as a vibration-based fire manipulation, linking it to existing sound-based quirks.

He even theorizes why it died out—too many users burned their own throats from poor control.

The elders are stunned. No outsider has ever understood their arts so deeply.

The Verdict

Ryuko begrudgingly respects him. "…You’re lucky you’re smart, runt."

Touya ruffles his hair. "Damn, kid. You just talked your way out of a dragon curse. That’s a first."

The Aftermath – Izuku’s Unseen Influence

Some see him as a threat; others, a curiosity.

A few younger dragons even ask him for quirk advice, much to Ryuko’s annoyance.

Toshinori Finds Out (And Panics).

When All Might hears, he chokes on his tea. "YOU DID WHAT?!"

Then he laughs. "…That’s my successor."

Katsuki’s Reaction

"DEKU, WHAT THE HELL?! YOU’RE MESSING WITH DRAGON CULT SHIT NOW?!"

(Secretly, he’s impressed, but he’d never admit it.)

How This Changes the Game

Ryuko and Touya’s rivalry now includes him, whether he likes it or not.

The elders now know his name—and that’s either very good or very bad for his future.

Final Thought

Touya at Another Dragon Gathering – The Wyvern Among Dragons

He’s the rarest of rarities—a male dragon quirk user with power, control, and a defiance that intrigues the matriarchal society.

And Ryuko? She’s not happy about it.

The Attention from Female Dragon Quirk Users (Mostly Ryuko’s Cousins & Peers)

"Your flames are so blue—how hot can they get?" (One girl even holds out her hand, asking him to let her feel the heat.)

"Is it true you beat Ryuko in a fight?" (This one earns a death glare from Ryuko across the courtyard.)

Others are more reserved but curious.

A few noble-born dragon girls approach him with measured politeness, asking about his training.

One even challenges him to a spar, wanting to test if his reputation is deserved.

A small faction is dismissive.

"He’s still not one of us."

"Ryuko only lost because she underestimated him."

Ryuko’s Reaction – Possessive, But Not for the Reasons You’d Think

When her younger cousins giggle around him, she snaps. "Stop acting like he’s some kind of myth. He’s just a guy with a weird quirk."

Touya, smirking, leans in. "Jealous, Tatsuma?"

She growls, flames flickering in her throat. "In your dreams, Todoroki."

The Adults & Elders – A Divided Court

"Letting him train was a mistake. He’ll disrupt the natural order."

One elder even suggests arranging a marriage to "tame" him—Ryuko looks ready to combust at the idea.

The Progressives (Intrigued, Calculating)

"His control is improving. If he learns our ways, he might even teach future boys."

Inko’s great-aunt watches him closely, considering whether to offer him a place in the clan officially.

The Neutral Parties (Amused, Observant)

"Let the boy breathe. If he’s meant to be here, he’ll prove it."

The Little Kids – Touya’s Unlikely Fan Club

But when a tiny dragon girl (no older than 6) tugs on his sleeve, asking if he can breathe blue fire, he crouches down and lets a small flame dance in his palm.

The kids gasp, delighted, and suddenly, he’s surrounded by a swarm of little dragons.

One boy, quirkless like Izuku, looks at him with stars in his eyes. "C-Can I be strong like you even without a quirk?"

Touya, remembering Izuku, pauses. "…Yeah. If you’re stubborn enough."

Ryuko’s Reaction to This

It irritates her—because now she can’t even mock him for being a jerk.

"Stop being nice. It’s creepy."

Touya grins. "What, worried I’m stealing your adoring fans?"

The Aftermath – What This Means Going Forward

The pressure to conform is growing, but he refuses to bend.

The kids’ admiration unexpectedly softens him—just a little.

For Ryuko

Her rivalry intensifies, but there’s a hint of respect beneath it.

She trains harder, determined to outshine him again.

For the Dragon Community

The next gathering will be decisive—will they accept Touya, or force him out?

Final Thought

And Ryuko? She’s already plotting her next move.

Izuku Gets Pulled Deeper Into Dragon Politics – The Unwitting Marriage Candidate

Traditionalists see him as a liability—a quirkless outsider who knows too much.

Progressives argue he’s Inko’s son, and his analytical mind could be useful to their community.

One ambitious elder proposes a radical solution: "Bind him to the clan. Permanently."

The Marriage Proposal He Never Asked For

Their youngest daughter, Ayame (17, a shy but powerful firebreather), is of marriageable age.

They propose a political union—Izuku marries into their family, ensuring his silence and bringing Inko’s lineage closer to theirs.

Inko is furious. "Absolutely not."

Toshinori (when he finds out) nearly crushes a teacup in shock. "MY BOY IS TOO YOUNG FOR THIS."

Izuku, meanwhile, is in full panic mode. "W-Wait, I didn’t—I’m not—WHAT?!"

Ryuko’s Reaction – Protective Big Sister Mode Activated

"Over my dead body. He’s not some bargaining chip."

Touya, watching from the sidelines, mutters: "Damn, maybe I should’ve gotten a marriage offer. Beats training."

Ayame herself looks mortified. "I-I didn’t ask for this either!"

Izuku’s Escape Plan – A Trial by Knowledge (Again)

Prove his worth to the clan without marriage (by deciphering another lost technique).

Win a duel (non-combat, thankfully)—a battle of wits against one of their scholars.

Izuku, sweating bullets, manages to:

Outmaneuver the scholar in a debate on quirk evolution.

Correctly identify flaws in an ancient fire-breathing kata.

The elders reluctantly concede—Izuku is too valuable to force into marriage, but too dangerous to ignore.

Result: He’s now officially a "guest scholar" of the dragon clan, meaning he has to attend future gatherings and report on quirk research.

Touya Formally Challenged by a Dragon Elder – A Test of Worth

"You may have power, boy, but you lack respect. Prove you deserve to stand among us—or leave."

The challenge? A formal duel under dragon law—not to the death, but to yield or disgrace.

The Stakes

If he loses, he must submit to the elders’ authority—no more rebellious streak.

The Duel – Wyvern vs. Ancient Dragon

She fights methodically, using psychological warfare as much as physical force.

"You are a mistake of nature. A fluke."

"Your father only tolerates you because you didn’t burn like he expected."

Touya, instead of losing his temper, uses her words against her.

"Yeah? Then why are you so scared of me?"

He feints, letting her think she’s driving him back—then strikes with a controlled blue inferno, forcing her to shield instead of attack.

The Turning Point – A Lesson from Training

Instead, he outlasts her, using his smaller, more agile form to drain her stamina.

When she finally falters, he does the unexpected—he bows.

"I don’t want to replace you. I want to be better than you."

The Aftermath

The elders whisper—this changes things.

Ryuko watches, grudgingly impressed. "…Show-off."

Result: Touya earns his place, but the elders now see him as a wildcard—uncontrollable, but undeniable.

How This Affects Everyone

Touya has respect, but also more eyes on him than ever.

Ryuko is pissed that Touya keeps stealing her spotlight, but she can’t deny his strength.

Katsuki (when he hears about all this): "WHAT THE HELL, DEKU?! YOU GOT ENGAGED TO A DRAGON?!"

Shoto, sipping tea: "This family gets weirder every day."

Final Thought

Then Touya and Izuku showed up.

Now nobody is safe.

All Might’s Panicked Dad Mode – The Overprotective Symbol of Peace

The Overreaction

The elders stare in horror as the Symbol of Peace looms over their sacred meeting.

Inko facepalms. "Toshinori, you didn’t have to—"

All Might, booming voice: "I BELIEVE WE NEED TO DISCUSS MY SUCCESSOR’S FUTURE."*

The Negotiation (Or Lack Thereof)

"Young Midoriya’s future is HIS OWN!"

"IF YOU WISH TO CHALLENGE THIS, YOU MAY CHALLENGE ME." (He accidentally flexes so hard a nearby vase shatters.)

Touya, watching from the sidelines: "Damn. I wish my dad was this extra."

Ryuko, muttering: "This is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen."

The Compromise (Because Inko Steps In)

The elders, now terrified of All Might’s dad energy, agree that Izuku’s marital status is off the table.

All Might, still in hero form, sits at the tea table like a nervous bodyguard for the rest of the gathering.

Shoto’s Dragon Heritage Revealed – A Frostfire Bloodline

The Discovery

They demand Rei explain—where does Shoto’s quirk really come from?

Rei hesitates, then admits: "My grandmother was said to have… draconic blood. A frost wyrm."

The Implications

His ice is the remnant of a frost dragon’s breath, and his fire is the latent Todoroki power.

Touya blinks. "Wait. Does that mean we’re related to dragons too?"

Endeavor, overhearing: *"…Hm." (Internally: "This explains so much.")

The Elders’ Reaction

Progressives: "But his control is flawless. Imagine if we studied him."

Shoto, deadpan: "I’m not joining your cult."

Ryuko’s New Rival?

"You’re wasting your potential with that half-assed approach."

Shoto, mildly interested: "Then teach me."

Touya, watching: "Oh great. Now there’s two of them."

The Aftermath – A New Era of Dragon Politics

Shoto is (unwillingly) dragged into dragon training sessions, much to Endeavor’s perplexed pride.

Touya and Ryuko’s rivalry now includes Shoto, creating a three-way firepower standoff.

Izuku, still traumatized by almost being married off, now takes notes from a safe distance.

Final Thought

They were not prepared for Problem Children™.

The Elders’ "Joke" – Chaos Ensues

"You know… if we’re speaking of strong bloodlines, a pairing between Tatsuma and Todoroki would be quite advantageous. Imagine the offspring—a wyvern with Ryuko’s draconic might and Touya’s blue fire."

Silence.

Then—pandemonium.

Ryuko’s Reaction – Instant Combustion

"ABSOLUTELY NOT." (Her voice is so loud it rattles the teacups.)

She whirls on the elder. "You did NOT just say that."

Touya, smirking: "Wow, Ryu. Didn’t know you felt that strongly about me."

She kicks the leg of his chair, nearly sending him to the floor. "SHUT UP."

The Female Dragon Peers – Mixed Warfare

Some gasp in scandalized delight, whispering behind their hands.

Others look genuinely horrified, as if the idea is an insult to their bloodline.

The girls who had crushes on Touya:

Glare at Ryuko like she’s stolen something.

One mutters, "She doesn’t even like him! Why would they—"

The boys in attendance:

A few nod thoughtfully, as if actually considering the genetics.

One laughs so hard he chokes on his rice.

Touya’s Response – Fanning the Flames

"I mean… if the elders insist. I guess I could lower my standards."

Ryuko’s eye twitches. "I WILL BURN YOU ALIVE."

Touya, faux-innocent: "See how passionate she is? It’s kinda cute."

Ryuko’s flames flicker in her throat—she’s one second from shifting and mauling him.

The Elders’ Reactions – Divided Entertainment

Traditionalists look appalled at the mere suggestion.

Progressives hum, actually considering it.

Inko sighs, rubbing her temples. "Why are you like this, Touya?"

Izuku, scribbling notes: "Fascinating… social dynamics under pressure…"

The Aftermath – A Rivalry Now Fueled by Gossip

Touya, amused, keeps "accidentally" sitting near her just to watch her steam in silence.

The younger dragons start placing bets on whether they’ll actually end up together or kill each other first.

Endeavor, overhearing the rumors: "Hm. Strong offspring… interesting." (Touya immediately regrets everything.)

Final Thought

Ryuko will get revenge.

And Touya?

He’s having the time of his life.

Dabi Hears About the Chaos – And Finds It Hilarious

Shigaraki, scrolling on his phone: "Hey. Your brother’s trending."

Dabi: "Which one?"

Shigaraki: "The one you hate slightly less."

Dabi grabs the phone, reads the gossip forums, and—

Dabi wheezes. "NO. FUCKING. WAY."

He immediately calls Touya.

The Phone Call – Sibling Torment at Its Finest

Touya, deadpan: "Hilarious. Hang up."

Dabi, cackling: "Nah, nah, I gotta know—is she into the whole ‘brooding, scarred, emotionally stunted’ thing, or did the elders just force her?"

Touya: "I’m hanging up."

Dabi: "WAIT—tell me if she breathes fire in bed or if that’s just—"

Touya hangs up. Dabi laughs so hard he falls off the couch.

Katsuki Crashes a Dragon Event – "What’s Up, Extras?!"

Security Dragon: "This is a private—"

Katsuki, already walking past: "Yeah, yeah, fuck your traditions. Where’s Deku?"

Katsuki vs. Dragon Etiquette – A Disaster in Real Time

He challenges a dragon quirk user to an arm-wrestling match—and wins, to everyone’s shock.

An elder scoffs at him, calling him "a noisy little firecracker."

Katsuki, grinning: "Old hag, I’ll show you a fuckin’ firecracker."

He lets off an explosion in the courtyard, rattling the lanterns.

The Fallout – Katsuki Gets a New Rival

Touya is amused. "Oh, this’ll be good."

Katsuki spots Shoto. "Half-n-Half! Fight me!"

Shoto, sipping tea: "No."

An elder, fed up, challenges Katsuki to a formal fire duel to "teach him respect."

Katsuki’s response: "HAH! FINALLY SOMEONE WITH BALLS!"

The Duel – Explosions vs. Dragonfire

The elder underestimates him—until he lands a point-blank explosion at her feet, knocking her back.

The crowd is stunned. No outsider has ever won a duel on their first try.

Katsuki, panting but smug: "That all you got?!"

The Aftermath – Katsuki Earns… Something

Ryuko is now personally invested in kicking his ass.

Touya claps slowly. "Congrats, Boom Boy. You just became their new problem."

Izuku, vibrating in the background: "Kacchan that was AMAZING—"

Final Scene – Dabi Shows Up Just to Laugh

Dabi, to Touya: "So. When’s the wedding?"

Touya: "I’m leaving."

Ryuko: "I’m murdering him."

Katsuki: "FUCK ALL OF THIS, I’M OUT."

Izuku, still taking notes: "This is the best day of my life."

Final Thought:

Then Touya, Izuku, Katsuki, and Dabi happened.

Now it’s just reality TV with scales.

Dabi’s Dragon Quirk Gossip Blog – “Wyvern Weekly”

Thus, Wyvern Weekly is born—a semi-anonymous, heavily sarcastic blog dedicated to dragon quirk scandals, rumors, and roasting the hell out of Touya.

Latest Headlines:

"Ryuko Tatsuma’s Kill Count (For Touya Todoroki): 37 Attempts, 0 Successes – We’re Rooting For You, Girl!"

"Exclusive Poll: 68% of Dragon Clan Youth Think Touya’s ‘Smirk’ Should Be Classified As a Public Nuisance"

Touya’s Reaction:

He blocks Dabi’s number.

Then he sends a flaming death threat via carrier pigeon.

Dabi posts the burnt letter on the blog with the caption: "Aww, He Cares!"

Shoto Gets Mistaken for a Potential Suitor – Ice Meets Fire (Literally)

The Setup:

Silence.

Shoto, sipping tea: "No."

The Elders Press Further:

"Imagine a child with your quirk and a full dragon’s form!"

"We have several fine young women—"

Shoto’s Response:

"I’m here for the food. Not this."

The Fallout:

Touya laughs so hard he chokes.

Endeavor, overhearing: "Hm. Strategic alliances…"

Shoto, already walking away: "I’m leaving."

Meanwhile, Katsuki’s New Reputation – “The Explosive Menace”

Ryuko challenges him to a rematch (she’s still salty about his duel win).

Katsuki’s response: "Bring it, Lizard Breath."

Dabi’s Blog Update – “Todoroki Family Drama: Now With More Ice”

Bonus Poll: "Which Todoroki sibling is the worst? Vote now!" (Touya is currently winning.)

Final Thought:

Now it’s just a soap opera with scales.

All Might Chaperones Dragon Gatherings – Dad Might Overload

His Grand Entrance:

The elders freeze mid-sip. One whispers, "Oh no, he’s back."

Izuku, mid-bite into a dumpling, chokes. "A-All Might?! What are you—"

All Might, booming: "I AM HERE… TO SUPERVISE."*

His Dad Agenda:

Glares at any elder who even looks at Shoto or Katsuki for too long.

Accidentally crushes a ceremonial gong when someone mentions "bloodlines."

Inko sighs but secretly finds it endearing.

Ryuko, muttering: "This is the most embarrassing protection detail I’ve ever seen."

Rei Todoroki Shows Up – The Silent Queen Arrives

Her Impact:

She doesn’t raise her voice. She doesn’t need to. Her calm, icy stare does all the talking.

An elder nervously offers her tea. Rei accepts it with a smile that somehow feels threatening.

The Conversation:

Why Everyone Respects Her:

Her frost dragon heritage (however distant) gives her unexpected clout.

Shoto stands a little taller beside her.

Dabi’s Blog Later:

Dabi Gets a Sponsorship Deal – Chaos Reigns

The Offer:

A monthly column: "Todoroki Watch."

Merchandise. (Sample mug: "I Survived the Dragon Drama and All I Got Was This Lousy Scandal.")

Touya’s Reaction:

Dabi’s response: "Looking forward to the exclusive!" (Attaches a screenshot of the sponsorship check.)

The First Sponsored Article:

"That time he set his own cape on fire during training (allegedly on purpose)."

"His ongoing ‘will-they-won’t-they’ with Ryuko, which is just ‘they won’t (because she’ll murder him).’"

"The face he makes when someone calls him ‘pretty.’ (Priceless.)"

Public Reaction:

Katsuki buys five mugs just to spite Touya.

Shoto anonymously submits a tip: "He still sleeps with a childhood All Might plush."

All Might, seeing the merch: "Young Dabi… please stop."

Current State of the Dragon Quirk Community:

Rei has been unofficially promoted to "Head of Common Sense."

Dabi is making bank off the chaos.

Touya is one more gossip post away from committing arson.

Izuku is still taking notes.

Final Thought:

And honestly?

No one wants it to.

Dabi Interviews All Might – The Most Chaotic Podcast Episode Ever

The Setup:

All Might arrives in his skinny form, thinking this will be a serious discussion about hero ethics.

Dabi immediately ruins this by opening with: "So. How does it feel knowing your successor almost got sold off to a dragon cult?"

Highlights from the Interview:

All Might: "I—Young Midoriya was NOT ‘sold off’—!"

Dabi: "Sure, sure. But hypothetically, if he had to marry a dragon girl, who’s your pick? Ryuko or one of the cousins?"

All Might, coughing blood: "THAT IS NOT—"

On Dragon Quirk Politics:

Dabi: "You ever think about how Endeavor’s kids are basically dragon-adjacent now? Wild, right?"

All Might: "I… suppose Young Todoroki’s heritage is… fascinating?"

Dabi: "Fascinating. That’s one word for it." (Leans in.) "I call it ‘hilarious.’"

On Touya’s Reputation:

All Might, trying to be diplomatic: "Young Todoroki is a… spirited individual."

Dabi: "Wow. That’s the nicest way anyone’s ever said ‘he’s a little shit.’"

Final Question:

Dabi: "Alright, real talk—if you had to fight a dragon quirk user, who’s your worst matchup? Ryuko? Touya? …Rei?"*

All Might, sweating: "I AM A SYMBOL OF PEACE. I DO NOT PICK FIGHTS."

Dabi, smirking: "So it’s Rei. Noted."

Aftermath:

Touya sends Dabi a single text: "I’m telling Mom."

All Might institutes a new rule: "No more interviews with villains. Especially not ones related to me."

Endeavor Tries to "Network" at a Gathering – It Goes Poorly

His Strategy (or Lack Thereof):

He attempts small talk:

"Your fire techniques are… adequate." (This is the highest praise he knows how to give.)

He insults the tea:

"This is weak. My son’s ice is stronger."

The Fallout:

Rei facepalms from across the room.

Touya, watching: "This is the greatest day of my life."

Shoto, sipping his own tea: "I’m disowning myself."

The Challenge:

It is not. The elder he insulted unleashes a flame technique not seen in centuries.

Endeavor wins, but only because his raw power overwhelms precision.

The elders are now more offended.

Dabi’s Blog Update:

Katsuki Gets a Fanclub – The Explosive Heartthrob

Dabi’s Blog Update:

Dabi Gets a Talk Show – "Wyvern Tonight with Dabi"

The Premiere Episode:

Segment 1: "Todoroki Trauma Rankings" (Live poll: Which sibling has the worst life?).

Segment 2: "Ask a Dragon Quirk User"* (Featuring Touya, who was tricked into appearing.)

Dabi: "So. How’s it feel knowing Ryuko hates you?"

Touya: "I’m leaving."

Dabi: "Audience, that’s another point for ‘Touya Suffering.’"

Segment 3: "All Might Interview Outtakes"* (Mostly just All Might coughing blood.)

The Aftermath:

Hawks becomes a recurring guest (for the vibes).

The dragon elders are horrified but secretly watching.

Current State of the Dragon Quirk World:

All Might and Rei are the unofficial rulers of dragon gatherings.

Dabi’s talk show is the highest-rated villain program in history.

Katsuki’s fanclub has merch now (against his will).

Izuku is still taking notes.

Final Thought:

And honestly?

It’s better this way.

Endeavor Crashes Dabi’s Show – A Family Disaster Live on Air

He storms onto the set of Wyvern Tonight mid-broadcast.

The Chaos Unfolds:

Endeavor, in full hero costume: "DABI. WE NEED TO TALK."

Hawks, lounging on the guest couch: "This is the best day of my life."

The "Interview" That Follows:

Dabi’s response: "Cool. Anyway, audience, let’s vote: Worst Todoroki Parent—Enji or this guy?" (Cue live poll results.)

Endeavor accidentally sets the studio on fire when Dabi mentions Rei’s dragon heritage.

Hawks, fanning the flames with his wings: "Y’know, for a fire guy, you’re real bad at controlling your temper."

Touya, watching from backstage: "I’m gonna frame this episode and hang it in my room."

The Aftermath:

Rei sends a single text to Dabi: "Thank you."

All Might, watching the clip: "…I should call Enji." (He does not.)

Katsuki’s Fanclub vs. Ryuko’s Cousins – The Battle of the Hotheads

The Spark:

KBAS President (a fiery 16-year-old): "AT LEAST HE’S NOT A STUCK-UP LIZARD."

The Fight:

Katsuki, arriving mid-battle: "THE HELL?! WHO SAID YOU COULD USE MY NAME FOR THIS?!"

Ryuko, diving in to break it up: "I WILL END ALL OF YOU."

The Aftermath:

Ryuko’s cousins gain grudging respect for the KBAS’s sheer audacity.

Touya, watching the footage: "I’m so proud of this generation."

All Might & Rei’s "Peace Summit" – A Tea Party of Doom

The Setup:

Mandatory attendance for all key troublemakers (Touya, Ryuko, Katsuki, Dabi).

The Rules:

No gossip.

No mentioning Endeavor.

What Actually Happens:

Rei freezes his tea. "Try again."

Dabi, whispering to Hawks: "This is the most tense tea party I’ve ever seen."

All Might, sweating: "HA HA! LET’S ALL… HAVE SOME CAKE?"

The Only Victory:

Touya’s Flirt-and-Flee Tactics – Chaos as a Courtship Strategy

The Play:

Ryuko’s eye twitches. "I will peel your scales off."

Touya, winking at her cousins: "See how she blushes?"

Ryuko’s cousins are horrified/impressed.

Touya then bolts before she can murder him, leaving a room full of furious women in his wake.

The Fallout:

Her cousins start placing bets on how long he’ll survive.

Izuku, scribbling notes: "Fascinating social dynamics…"

Dabi, live-tweeting: "My brother is either a genius or an idiot. No in-between."

Current State of the Dragon Quirk World:

Katsuki’s fanclub has a new rival faction (Team Ryuko).

All Might and Rei need a vacation.

Touya is running for his life (and loving it).

Dabi’s ratings have never been higher.

Final Thought:

Now it’s just a reality TV show with scales and fire.

And honestly?

We wouldn’t have it any other way.

Shoto Gets a Sponsorship Deal – The Ice Prince of Ice Cream

The Pitch:

Slogan: "Hot Fire, Cold Comfort."

Shoto’s reaction: "Do I have to do anything?"

Brand rep: "Just… eat ice cream and look unimpressed."

Shoto: "I can do that."

The Commercial:

Voiceover: "When the world is too hot… freeze it."

Endeavor, watching at home: "…This is not what I meant by ‘branding.’"

The Aftermath:

Katsuki is furious that "IcyHot gets free dessert while I’m out here fighting extras!"

Dabi’s talk show does a taste-test segment. (Verdict: "Too sweet. Just like Shoto’s life.")

Hawks Starts a Dragon-Quirk Dating Show – "Wings of Desire"

The Premise:

Twist: The bachelor is Touya (who was tricked into signing up).

Second twist: Ryuko is a last-minute addition (as a "challenge contestant").

Highlights:

"I’m here against my will. Let’s make this painful for everyone."

Ryuko’s Entrance:

She flames on immediately, glaring at Touya. "This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done."

The Challenges:

"Flame Compatibility Test" (Touya and Ryuko set the obstacle course on fire).

"Treasure Hoard Seduction" (Contestants try to impress Touya with shiny objects; he steals them all).

The Finale:

Touya, forced to choose a winner, picks Ryuko just to piss her off.

Ryuko chases him off the set. The credits roll over explosions in the background.

The Aftermath:

Touya and Ryuko are now legally banned from dating shows.

Hawks starts planning season 2. (Rumored bachelor: Katsuki.)

Izuku Accidentally Becomes the Voice of Reason – The Only Sane Man

How It Happens:

"Our traditions are crumbling! The youth are out of control!"

Izuku, nervously: "Maybe if you, uh, listened to them instead of forcing arranged marriages…?"

Silence. Then: "…Noted."

The Touya-Ryuko Feud:

Izuku: "Have you considered, uh, not provoking each other?"

Touya & Ryuko, in unison: "No."

The Katsuki Fanclub War:

Izuku: "Maybe channel this energy into, um, training instead of fighting?"

KBAS & Ryuko’s cousins: "…That’s actually not a bad idea."

The Irony:

But they all quote him later like he’s some wise sage.

All Might tears up. "That’s my boy."

Current State of the Dragon-Quirk World:

Hawks and Dabi are reality TV kings.

Izuku is the accidental philosopher of chaos.

Touya and Ryuko are in a feud so intense it has its own merch.

Katsuki is dreading his upcoming dating show season.

Final Thought:

Now it’s a multimedia empire with scales and daddy issues.

And honestly?

We’re all invested.

Dabi’s Talk Show Hits Peak Chaos – "Wyvern Tonight: Shipping Wars Special" (Live)

Dabi: "What the—HAWKS. EXPLAIN."

Hawks, grinning: "Oh, you haven’t seen the other folders?"

Cue: A MONTAGE OF FANART PROJECTED ON LIVE TV

The Fanart Slideshow (Live Studio Audience Gasps)

Touya/Ryuko: "Burn Me Slowly" (A shirtless Touya pinned under Ryuko’s clawed foot.)

Endeavor/All Might: "Symbol of Love" (All Might carrying Endeavor bridal-style through a field of sunflowers.)

Endeavor (watching from home): "I WILL SUE."

All Might (choking on tea): "I—YOUNG MIDORIYA, DELETE THAT."

The Studio Descends Into Madness

Dabi, unfazed: "Yeah, sure, why not. Bear’s a guest now."

Hawks feeds it salmon. "This is my emotional support bear."

Touya (calling in): "IS THAT A BEAR—"

Ryuko (also calling in): "I HATE ALL OF YOU."

Guest Segment: "Rate Your Fanart"

Dabi: "This is a war crime."

Hawks: "I’d frame it."

Touya & Ryuko:

Touya: "I look good, at least."

Ryuko: "I’m burning the internet down."

Endeavor & All Might:

Endeavor (prerecorded): "ABSOLUTELY NOT."

All Might (also prerecorded): "I AM FLATTERED BUT CONFUSED."

The Bear’s Big Moment

Hawks tries to interview it. "So. Thoughts on shipping culture?"

The bear roars.

Dabi nods. "Valid."

Finale: The Bear Joins a Ship

Dabi tweets it. "New OT3 just dropped."

Endeavor’s lawyer sends 12 cease-and-desist letters.

The bear gets its own fanclub within minutes.

Aftermath:

Dabi trends for 72 hours straight.

Touya sends Ryuko a framed print of their fanart. (She burns it. Then burns his doorstep.)

Izuku, watching from UA: "I need to lie down."

Final Thought:

And we’re all just along for the ride.

"Bear With Me" – The Unexpected Spin-Off Show

Hawks, ever the opportunist, secures a wildlife network deal for:

"BEAR WITH ME" – A TALK SHOW HOSTED BY A LITERAL BEAR

Set Design: A forest-themed studio, complete with a honey fountain and salmon buffet.

First Guest: Katsuki Bakugou (who was tricked into appearing under the promise of "combat training").

Highlights from Episode 1:

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! I’M NOT DOING THIS SHT!"*

Bear response: [Snorts, knocks over a table]

Hawks (off-screen, cackling): "This is the best thing I’ve ever funded."

The bear "interviews" Katsuki by stealing his gauntlets and growling at the camera.

Final segment: The bear votes Katsuki "Most Explosive Guest" (by flipping a table labeled "Katsuki" into a fire pit).

Audience Reaction:

Dabi tweets: "Finally, a talk show host smarter than Endeavor."

Katsuki storms off set, vowing revenge.

Endeavor vs. The Bear – "Defamation Lawsuit" Arc

The Lawsuit (A Masterpiece of Petty):

Demands:

The bear must issue a public apology.

All footage of Endeavor must be removed.

Hawks must "cease all bear-related activities."

The Courtroom Drama:

Endeavor: "IT REPRESENTS A SLANDEROUS PORTRAYAL OF MY CHARACTER."

Hawks (defense attorney, wearing a bear onesie): "Your Honor, my client pleads 'not guilty' by reason of 'being a bear.'"

The bear, brought into court: [Takes a nap on the witness stand]

The Verdict:

The bear is awarded "legal personhood" for the day.

Endeavor is ordered to pay a "salmon restitution fee" to the bear.

The Aftermath – A New Era of Chaos

Endeavor’s reputation is in shambles (even All Might sends him a condolence card).

Hawks starts a "Free the Bear" merch line.

Dabi, watching from afar: "This is the greatest legal defeat in history."

Meanwhile, in the Dragon-Quirk World:

Shoto’s ice cream brand releases a "Bear Claw Crunch" flavor.

Izuku starts a "Quirk Analysis: Bears vs. Heroes" notebook.

Final Thought:

Everyone else just lives in its world now.

All For One on Wyvern Tonight – The Villain’s Existential Crisis (Live Episode)

The Setup:

Special Guests: The bear (now wearing a tiny crown), Hawks, and All For One’s floating head on a screen.

Dabi’s intro: "Tonight—we break the internet. Again."

Segment 1: "All For One Reacts to Dragon-Quirk Drama"

Cue: A MONTAGE OF HIGHLIGHTS

Touya and Ryuko’s feud.

Shoto’s ice cream empire.

Endeavor suing a bear.

The shipping fanart (especially the Endeavor/All Might one).

All For One’s Reaction:

Silence. Then: "…What is wrong with all of you?"

Dabi: "That’s the spirit! Now, let’s dive deeper."

Segment 2: "Rate the Fanart" (Now with All For One)

Touya/Ryuko fanart.

AFO: "This is why I stayed underground."

Endeavor/All Might "Symbol of Love."

AFO: "I would like to return to my cell now."

Hawks/Dabi "Enemies to Lovers."

AFO: "This is worse than Tartarus."

Hawks, grinning: "Aw, don’t be shy—where’s your ship art?"

Segment 3: "All For One vs. The Bear" (Live Debate)

Final Segment: "All For One’s Verdict"

Aftermath:

All For One’s lawyer sends a second cease-and-desist.

Touya texts Dabi: "You’re insane. I love it."

The bear gets a sponsorship deal with a salmon company.

Final Thought:

Nobody is safe.

"Yogi the Chaos Bear Runs for Public Office – A Campaign Like No Other"

Campaign Promises:

Mandatory bear hugs as a national greeting.

Legal recognition of "bear rights."

Immediate resignation of Endeavor from the hero rankings.

Public Reaction:

Hawks becomes his campaign manager, citing "better work-life balance than heroics."

Endeavor tries to debate him but is booed offstage when Yogi takes a nap mid-speech.

Dabi’s Headline:

Rei Adopts the Bear – The Todoroki Family Expands

The Family Dynamic:

Touya teaches him arson. "Good bear."

Endeavor is banned from the house after attempting to "train" Yogi. (The bear steals his wallet and burns it.)

Dabi’s Blog Update:

Katsuki’s Rematch – The Battle of Pride vs. Claws

The Fight:

Round 2: Yogi pats Katsuki’s head, knocking him over.

Round 3: Katsuki rages, tries a flying kick—Yogi catches him midair and hugs him.

The Aftermath:

Katsuki is stuck in a bear hug for 10 minutes while Hawks films it.

Yogi licks his hair. Katsuki screams into the void.

Dabi’s Live Poll: "Who won?"

92% vote for Yogi.

8% vote "Katsuki’s dignity is dead."

Current State of Japan:

Rei’s home is now a bear sanctuary.

Katsuki has sworn off fighting wildlife. (For now.)

All For One watches from prison: "…I give up."

Final Thought:

And we’re all just living in it.

"PAWS & VILLAINY: A Buddy Cop Movie Like No Other"

Plot Summary:

Their mission? Take down a shadowy organization smuggling illegal honey (and also maybe Quirks, but mostly honey).

Key Scenes:

The Forced Partnership

AFO, holding his "temporary hero license": "This is my villain origin story."

Yogi, already eating the evidence (a honey jar): [Happy growling]

The Interrogation Gone Wrong

AFO, using intimidation: "I will erase your Quirk."

Yogi, using his tactics: [Drops a beehive on the suspect]

Suspect, screaming: "OKAY OKAY I DID IT!"

The Car Chase

Yogi hangs out the window, swiping at pedestrians’ ice cream cones.

Hawks (pursuing them on comms): "You’re supposed to be chasing them, not—OH MY GOD IS THAT BEAR WEARING SUNGLASSES?!"

The Climax: Honey Heist Showdown

AFO, sighing: "I don’t even care about the honey—"

Yogi, eyes glowing: [Launches himself at the honey vault]

Explosions. So many explosions.

Critical Reception:

Endeavor’s Review: "I walked out." (He did not. He stayed for the whole thing.)

Dabi’s Blog: "Finally, a film where the bear is the smartest character."

Post-Credits Scene:

Yogi, on a yacht made of honey jars: [Thumbs up]

Final Thought:

Yet here we are.

Oscar buzz begins.

"PAWS & VILLAINY 2: HONEY VS. CRIME"

Plot Summary:

Their mission? Stop Endeavor’s illegal "Anti-Bear Task Force" (and also uncover his secret black-market honey operation).

Key Scenes:

The Reluctant Reunion

Yogi (breaking him out with a honey-covered forklift): [Happy roar]

Hawks (watching security footage): "This is the greatest day of my life."

The Training Montage

Yogi responds by setting a warehouse on fire.

AFO, staring into the void: "Why did I escape prison for this?"

The Undercover Mission

Endeavor (suspicious): "Why does this bear have a criminal record?"

Yogi (wearing a tiny lab coat): [Innocent growl]

AFO (disguised as a janitor): "Just pet the damn bear."

The Final Showdown

Endeavor: "You’ll never take my honey!"

AFO: "I don’t even want it—"

Yogi: [Activates "Final Bear Form"] (Aka, he gets really big and shiny for no reason.)

Explosions. More explosions.

Post-Credits Scene:

Yogi, crowned "Supreme Ruler of Honey": [Throws salmon at the camera]

Critical Reception:

Dabi’s Blog: "Endeavor’s acting is worse than his parenting."

Katsuki (forced to watch): "IF THAT DAMN BEAR CAN BE A HERO, SO CAN I!"

Shoto (eating ice cream): "This is fine."

Final Thought:

Oscars? More like Paw-scars.

Wyvern Tonight: The Eric André Chaos Special (Live)

Segment 1: Eric André’s Grand Entrance

Eric André bursts through a fake wall dressed as a dragon-quirk elder, screaming:

Hawks, already regretting everything: "Oh no."

Yogi the Bear (back for revenge): [Tackles Eric into a table]

Segment 2: The Interview That Shouldn’t Have Happened

Eric turns to the audience: "Y’all see this sexual tension?! This is why the internet ships it!"

Segment 3: Touya’s Nuclear Option

Touya, with zero warning, GRABS HER FACE AND KISSES HER.

The studio ERUPTS.

Ryuko’s eyes FLAME ON. "I WILL END YOU—"

Touya, dodging a fireball: "Worth it."

Eric André (ecstatic): "THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

Hawks (filming on his phone): "This is going on the wedding slideshow."

Dabi’s Live Poll:

87% vote: "Both. Definitely both."

Segment 4: Ryuko’s Revenge (Live On Air)

Touya, still grinning, leaps out a window.

Eric André (getting trampled): "I’VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE!"

Yogi the Bear steals the camera and starts growling into it.

Aftermath:

Touya is officially banned from all future gatherings (he doesn’t care).

Ryuko sends him a single text: "You’re dead." (He sends back a winking emoji.)

Eric André is invited back next week.

Dabi’s blog crashes from traffic.

Final Thought:

It was about the chaos.

And Touya won.

"THE DRAGON PRANKS SHOW" – Hosted by Eric André

Premise:

Guaranteed Results:

Property damage.

Emotional trauma.

At least one elder questioning their life choices.

Episode 1: "Touya vs. Ryuko: The Prank War"

Execution:

Ryuko receives a scroll: "By order of the council, you are betrothed to Todoroki Touya."

Touya (in on it): "Guess we’re stuck together, sweetheart."

Result:

Ryuko sets the scroll on fire.

Touya fake-sobs: "You’ve wounded me."

Eric (dressed as a priest): "Do you take this arsonist to be your lawfully wedded—"*

Ryuko chases him with a flaming chair.

Prank #2: "All Might’s Secret Love Child"

Execution:

Photoshopped baby pictures of Yogi with All Might’s hair.

Fake interview with "Auntie Inko": "Oh yes, they were very… close."

Result:

All Might chokes on his protein shake.

Rei stares blankly at Eric. "I will freeze you to this chair."

Yogi gets a DNA test live on air. (It’s inconclusive.)

Episode 2: "Endeavor’s Worst Day"

Execution:

Hawks "delivers the news" in tears. "I’m so sorry, sir… the public has spoken."

Result:

Endeavor sets the letter on fire.

Yogi is awarded a "#1 Hero" sash and wears it proudly.

Prank #2: "Dabi’s Apology Tour"

Execution:

Fake trending hashtag: *#DabiSaysSorry

Dabi’s reaction: "WHAT THE F—"

Hawks (cackling): "This is my villain origin story."

Episode 3: "The Bear Runs for President (Again)"

Highlights:

Campaign ad: "A vote for Yogi is a vote for more salmon."

Debate against Endeavor: Yogi roars every time Endeavor speaks.

Final poll results: Yogi wins by a landslide.

Aftermath:

Touya becomes a recurring guest (he loves the chaos).

Ryuko starts a "No-Prank Zone" around herself. (It doesn’t work.)

Yogi gets his own political podcast.

Final Thought:

But the bear was.

"The Dragon Prank War Escalates – Ryuko Declares Clan War on Touya (Live on The Dragon Pranks Show)"

The Setup:

Touya drops a bombshell announcement—while Ryuko is mid-rant about their feud.

The Scene: Live Studio Meltdown

Touya (deadpan, hand on stomach): "Yeah, about that… you might wanna sit down for this."

Ryuko (freezing): "What."

Touya (sighs dramatically): "I’m pregnant. And, uh… you’re the father."

Silence.

Then—the studio ERUPTS.

Eric André (falling out of his chair): "OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD."

Hawks (spitting out his drink): "WAIT, HOW DOES THAT EVEN—"

Dabi (wheezing off-camera): "I’M CALLING ENDEAVOR. HE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS."

Yogi the Bear (holding a tiny "Congrats!" sign): [Happy growling]

Ryuko’s Reaction:

Her flames go WHITE-HOT.

Her dragon form starts involuntarily flickering in and out.

Her voice is pure murder: "YOU LYING, SMIRKING, DISGUSTING—"

Touya (grinning): "Guess we’re really stuck together now."

The Fallout:

"THE TATSUMA CLAN DEMANDS BLOOD! NO MERCY, NO PRISONERS!"

Her cousins immediately start chanting. "WAR! WAR! WAR!"

Touya’s Fake Ultrasound:

Eric André rushes in with a sonogram of a tiny dragon-wyvern hybrid.

Touya (fake-crying): "Look at our little hellspawn."

The Elders’ Response:

Traditionalists: "This is an OUTRAGE!"

Progressives: "Actually, this could strengthen the bloodline—"

Rei (watching from home): "I’m adopting the bear instead."

Dabi’s Live Blog Update:

"BREAKING: Touya Todoroki Just Won the Prank War (And Maybe Started a Real War)."

The Reveal:

"PSYCH! Touya’s not actually pregnant… unless…?" (Cue dramatic music.)

Touya (shrugging): "I mean, weirder things have happened."

Ryuko (now in full dragon form, breathing fire): "I DON’T CARE IF IT’S FAKE. YOU’RE STILL DEAD."

Aftermath:

Touya trends for 72 hours straight.

Ryuko’s clan sends a formal "Declaration of War" scroll to the Todoroki estate. (Endeavor burns it unread.)

Yogi the Bear starts selling "Team Baby Wyvern" merch.

Final Thought:

But thank god he does.

"The Dragon Pranks Show: All For One's Prison Nightmare"

The Setup:

Method:

Hacks into Tartarus’s PA system (with Hawks’ totally legal help).

Dresses as a guard (badly).

Brings Yogi the Bear as "backup."

The Prank: "All For One’s New Cellmate"

All For One (skeptical): "I am in solitary confinement."

Eric: "Not anymore! Meet your new buddy!"

Step 2: Yogi’s Grand Entrance

All For One: "…What is this."

Yogi: [Drops the salmon at AFO’s feet. Stares.]

Eric (over loudspeaker): "CONGRATS, DAD! YOU’RE NOW LEGALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BEAR!"

Step 3: The "Prison Reform" Announcement

All For One: [Silent existential crisis.]

Step 4: The Fake Escape Plot

Step 1: "Distract guards with bear."

Step 2: "Dig hole with spoon (???)"

Step 3: "Profit."

All For One (reading it): "This is the worst plan I’ve ever seen."

Yogi: [Nods sagely.]

The Climax: "Tartarus Talent Show"

All For One’s "Talent":

Attempts to intimidate the audience.

Yogi interrupts by juggling salmon.

Inmates vote Yogi the winner.

Prize: AFO’s mask gets replaced with a bear onesie.

The Aftermath:

Yogi is banned from Tartarus (but gets a key to the city for "improving prisoner morale").

Dabi’s blog crashes from too many hits.

Hawks is now on a watchlist.

Final Thought:

Nobody is.

Post-Credits Reveal: "It Was All a Eric André Show Special"

The screen cuts to black. Then—

"CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’VE JUST WATCHED A ERIC ANDRÉ SHOW SPECIAL!"

Text on screen: "None of this was real. (Probably.)"

Reactions Across Japan

UA Class 1-A: Pure Chaos

Izuku: "W-Wait… so Touya wasn’t actually pregnant?! BUT THE ULTRASOUND—" (Already writing a 10-page analysis on "The Sociological Impact of Pranks on Hero Society.")

Katsuki: "THAT DAMN BEAR WAS FAKE TOO?! I LOST TO A CGI ABOMINATION?!" (Inconsolable.)

Shoto: "Hm. I liked the ice cream ad." (Unbothered.)

Mina & Kaminari: "WE WERE ROOTING FOR TOUYA AND RYUKO!!" (Dramatically sobbing.)

Jirou: "I need to lie down."

UA Faculty: Mixed Horror

Aizawa: "I’m expelling everyone involved. Even the bear."

Nedzu: "Fascinating! I should invite Eric André to UA for a lecture." (Aizawa immediately quits.)

All Might: "THANK GOODNESS IT WASN’T REAL—wait, did they use my actual likeness?!" (Panics about copyright.)

Pro Heroes: Existential Dread

Ryukyu (Ryuko): "I’m suing. I’m suing everyone." (Her agency is already drafting legal papers.)

Nejire: "Aww, but the fake baby was cute! Can we make it real?!"

Hawks (who was in on it): "Worth it." (Grins as the HPSC screams at him over the phone.)

Endeavor: "I knew that bear was unnatural." (Still bitter about the rankings prank.)

League of Villains: Unhinged Responses

Dabi: "I knew it was too good to be true… but damn, I wish it was real." (Secretly saves the footage to watch later.)

Shigaraki: "I don’t care if it was fake. That bear deserves to rule Japan."

Toga: "Aww, I wanted to babysit the dragon-wyvern baby!"

Twice: "THIS WAS GENIUS! / THIS WAS TERRIBLE!"

The Aftermath:

Eric André flees Japan (to avoid Ryuko’s wrath).

Yogi the Bear becomes a meme (and gets a cameo in a Real Heroes movie).

Touya sends Ryuko a "Baby’s First Clan War" onesie. (She burns it. Then burns his favorite jacket. Allegedly.)

All For One requests a new prison. (Denied.)

Final Scene:

Post-Credits Tease:

Final Thought:

10/10. Would prank again.

[peterokii]

another piece i did for the Babysitter zine!!

[fatkish]

Would you please write for some of the Pro Heroes in a situation where their s/o (reader) gets out of surgery and is so absolutely zooted that they don't recognize their partner, but flirt aggressively with them. Basically like that video of the guy who wakes up from surgery and starts hitting on his wife and then is thrilled to learn that they're actually married.

Pro Heroes x Reader Headcannons

Drugged Confessions

You had been in surgery and had finally gotten out of it. When you had woken up, you were still under the affects of the anesthesia and were a little loopy. You saw a handsome man/beautiful woman sitting in a chair next to your bed. You knew you couldn’t pass up the chance to ask them out so you tried your best to flirt with them. Here’s how each Pro Heroes interaction goes.

Aizawa:

Reader: hi handsome

Aizawa: hi (y/n)

Reader: *gasp* you know my name?

Aizawa: of course I do

Reader: did you sit on a pile of sugar, cause you’ve got a sweet ass

Aizawa: *chuckles* you’re cute, go back to sleep

Reader: only if you sleep with me

Aizawa: alright *climbs into the bed with you*

All Might:

Toshinori: darling, you’re awake

Reader: hello

Toshinori: hi

Reader: are you butt dialing, cause I swear that ass is calling me

Toshinori: *spits out blood* (y/n)!

Reader: what’s the chance I can get in your pants?

Toshinori: (y/n) please now is not the time for this

Present Mic:

Hizashi: good afternoon darling

Reader: hello handsome

Hizashi: why thank you beautiful

Reader: there’s something wrong with my bed, you’re not in it

Hizashi: well then let’s fix that *crawls in bed with you*

Best Jeanist:

Best Jeanist: you’re awake, how are you feeling?

Reader: I’m good

Best Jeanist: that’s good to hear

Reader: nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?

Best Jeanist: when we get home maybe, but not right now

Reader: then take me home

Hawks:

Reader: are you an angel?

Hawks: no

Reader: I think you might be my angel

Hawks: aww you’re still loopy, I’m so gonna record this *takes out phone and starts recording you*

Reader: do you have any streaming services? Cause I wanna Netflix and chill, Hulu and do you, IMAX and climax, Amazon Prime and nasty time

Hawks: *laughing* oh? Tell me more.

Reader: I’m not a baker, but I’ll stay up late with you to make a cream pie

Hawks: well beautiful, your face is a work of art, we should frame it with my legs

Reader: *blushes* yes

Midnight:

Nemuri: I see you’re awake

Reader: I am now gorgeous

Nemuri: we’ll aren’t you sweet

Reader: I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs

Nemuri: once you’re better you can

Ryukyu:

Reader: who are you, pretty lady?

Ryukyu: did you forget who I am?

Reader: no… I know that four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

Ryukyu: That’s cute sweetie

Reader: nooo… you’re cute

Ryukyu: well I’m already taken, sorry

Reader: noooooo… by who

Ryukyu: by you

[amphibiahawks321]

Hey man!

If you’re still doing My Hero Academia requests, I was wondering if you’d write for Ryukyu getting possessive over her boyfriend.

[Ryukyu crossing her arms, an annoyed expression on her face, her dragon-like eyes narrowing]

Ryukyu : Who was that girl you were talking to earlier? She seemed a bit too friendly for my liking....

M!Reader : Chuckles.... She's just a coworker Ryukyu, we were just discussing a project, nothing more, I promise

[Ryukyu's tone still firm]

Ryukyu : You know I trust you, but that doesn't mean I like others getting too close to you...

Ryukyu : Friendly or not, they need to know their place, You're not up for grabs, I don't like sharing what’s mine, especially not you...

M!Reader : Chuckles.... You know I only have eyes for you, right? You don't need to get jealous, No one could ever take me away from you

[Ryukyu relaxing a bit, a small smile breaking through her stern expression]

Ryukyu : Good, Because if anyone tries to take you away from me, they'll have to deal with a protective dragon...

[Ryukyu starts smirking teasingly and kissing Y/N's cheek making a tint of blush on his face]

Ryukyu : Dragons are known to be territorial after all~

[crows-ramble]

I have an hc that it common for pro heros to donate toys and neccerties to those in need around christmas (and maybe other big holiday) some do it just from goodnes of thier heart while other do it in hope to improve thier approval rating (Endeavor). It became such a big thing that you look like ass if you didnt and was in top 20. I would think Ryuku, Mandalay and Fatgum is one of the best at picking out gifts for kids to enjoy. Hawks struggles hard to come up with something to donate to kids and when people told him, "pick something you would like as a kid" all he wanted as a kid was a stable home and family... and he can't really donate that. So he just endup buying some stuffed animals and clothing. Best jeanist at least once donated a sewing machine for kids beacuse "It both fun and teach you a uselful skill" while Edgeshot just boight a ninja type toys beacuse duh. Endeavor just bought toys he knew he proably should actally gotten his kids growing up...

Anyways merry christmas and happy holidays

[dvdkisser]

Rarepair attack

[vladimirka]

Gotta post this here before the year ends, the favs in Mirko's costume because they deserve it 😤

[wanderingchocolateeclair]

actor au lore,,, maybe,,,,? (i NEED edgejeanist content if its not too much, ive been looking thru your acc to find but it seems like i cant so i gotta ask this even though im BAD at socializing so yeah!) /nf

Sure!!!!! Sorry it took me a while to get to this ask, but here's some actor au stuffs :]!! It may not be specifically edgejeanist I got a little carried away but eheh

In short, this actor au is just your generic actor au, all the characters are actors that play the roles of the characters in mha!

Though! In my actor au, all my OTHER aus are canonical movies/series/etc that they have all filmed, in addition to the main mha universe! Which causes actor au to kinda go hand in hand with any other, as it is very fun to imagine behind-the-scenes types of scenarios with all my various aus.

Of course, its mostly just my usual set of favourite characters here, but there are more in the au! All characters are in this au, naturally.

I also use my own headcanon names for Ecto, Snipe + Uwabami here, since we just. dont. have names for them ;-;

I'll drop some more info (as well as typed out versions of what is written in the images) under the cut:

Kamihara Shinya (Edgeshot):

Age: 34

Often does action + fantasy roles

Generally a really versatile actor but does good serious roles the best

Loves goofing around with his co-workers

His favourite roles/films (aus) are: Pirate, Fantasy, Neon Souls

He breaks character quite often. He simply gets The Giggles easily

^ in relation to this point, it took them a Lot of takes to get the Kamino Pizza scene right

Recently announced his engagement to Tsunagu!

He was asked to play Edgeshot because it was a small role that would fit into his schedule at the time but he really loved playing the character so was incredibly happy when he was asked to come back a couple of seasons later

There are so many compilations and edits of his characters since they’re usually the “stoic and mysterious types” and he finds them very amusing

He has won quite a few awards for his performances

Gets very excited to play roles that let him flirt and romance his own partner. Incredibly so.

When he acts out scenes where he has to yell or be angry, it has often scared the shit out of the others - which is rather effective!

Hakamata Tsunagu (Best Jeanist):

Age: 36

Often does Sci-fi + Historical Romance

Plays a real good charming lead or mysterious side character

Is very silly + has such a contrasting personality to the majority of his roles

His favourite roles: Fallen Deities, Neon Souls, Circus of Death

He is awfully clumsy and trips or breaks props all the time

He does Not like denim all because of being stuck in Best Jeanist's outfit for so long - being clad in denim from head to toe was not all that comfortable

Engaged to Shinya. They announced it on social media during the promotion of one of their movies, and it trended for so long and boosted the anticipation for the movie (not their intention, but hey they'll take it)

He models a lot for different fashion shows

When playing as Best Jeanist, he grew very close with Bakugou and ended up taking him under his wing in real life, becoming like an uncle figure to him and often showing up to his acting gigs to cheer him on

Despite how it may seem, he gets incredibly flustered very easily and intimate scenes or romance scenes in any of his roles make him turn red. They end up having to take breaks in filming because his ears turn red uncontrollably

He is very popular and a large portion of his fans send him handmade crafts and things for him to wear on screen in interviews or q&a sessions

Very emotive eyes. Just a look with his eyes in some scenes is enough to show a lot, he is very skilled as an actor :]

Maijima Higari (Power Loader):

Age: 41

Often does Sci-fi + Fantasy

Does real good 'secretive characters'

Is a nightmare for the hair department

(^ gets shit stuck in his hair constantly and will often get stuck on props on set. It's worse if he wears wigs, those just get stuck and fall off)

Favourites: Space Rangers, Pirate, Radioactive

Forgets his lines an awful lot, despite having a great memory for everything trivial

He memorises his co-stars' favourite drinks and yet not his own lines

Married to Ecto's actor!

Hatsume is their adopted daughter, and was Incredibly Excited to work on set for her role in the main mha series

They have a couple of other kids who show up and get to act in some of their movies with them!

Is actually a rather well-known and very skilled actor, who was cast as Powerloader because the director thought it would be fun to give him a small role cameo. The fans really liked it, and he really enjoys being in the background for small roles anyway.

He has this Very Specific and Unexpected skill of being able to absolutely NAIL screams. Despite being quite a reserved guy + playing pretty generally calm or quiet characters, if you need a scream recorded or a screaming scene, he's the guy.

Like. Angry screaming, grief-stricken wailing, comedic terror, etc. He's just Really Good at it.

Maijima Akira (Ectoplasm) [<- hc name for him bc we don't have a canon one]:

Age: 42

Often does Drama + Supernatural Fantasy

Does real good serious or theatrical roles

Lost his legs in a car accident and continued to act afterwards after a while of rest

He gets to keep the cool custom prosthetics that he wears in all the roles he does

Favourites: Masquerade, Broken Dollhouse, Regal

He is almost always snoozing on set

(^ very much dad-sitting-in-front-of-the-tv style)

He and Higari are married!

Much like Higari, he is a well-known and talented actor who got cast as a background character as Ectoplasm as a fun cameo, however he did not expect to have as much time on screen as he did.

For some reason, most of the roles he plays in require him to wear interesting facial prosthetics and makeup, cgi and motion-capture

He gets asked to play villainous or villainous-looking characters very often. He just gives off that vibe.

Still insists on doing as many stunts as he can himself, as long as he can, and used to do all of his stunts himself before his accident

He trained in a couple martial arts and also used to dance!

Yamada Hizashi (Present Mic):

Age: 31

Often plays good fun-lighthearted roles

Really hits the strong tragic and serious roles too

Speaks so many languages

Favourites: Fairground, Fantasy, Masquerade

Turns everything into a musical number when he is off set

When waiting for the cameras to start rolling, he will often drag the others into dancing or singing their lines for fun

He is married to Aizawa :)

Much like his character, he likes doing things in the media such as showing up on radio shows and podcasts and making cameos on random shows on tv

He can do VERY impressive and accurate impressions and often uses this to goof around with his co-stars characters on set.

Similarly, much like Higari, he can absolutely NAIL vocal acts like screaming, yelling and wailing or anything of the sorts.

He plays a lot of comedic characters, but some of his favourites are the ones that are actually very serious or dark characters, requiring a lot of emotion and genuine feeling.

But he does love playing Present Mic. A lot. Since he is the most like him irl lol

Eri's actor happens to be their daughter irl and she was very excited to play Eri

Has his own record label that he publishes music under

Aizawa Shouta (Eraserhead):

Age: 31

Often plays stoic + mysterious roles

Is an absolute sweetheart

(^ loves to give advice to the kids and younger actors and cheers them up to calm their nerves)

Is allergic to cats, despite loving them so much

Favourites: Trapped, Roleswap, Corrupt Horrors

Is always running about 5 minutes late

Theres no explanation for this, but some people suspect that his watch or clock is set wrong

Married to Yamada :]

He has absolutely awful eyesight but doesn't like wearing glasses so he wears contacts most of the time

After shooting for mha, he would normally buy food and drinks for all the kids acting the kids in class 1-A and they nicknamed him dadzawa irl

Shinsou is his biological son and the other cast members would always joke about how similar they look

Hated how scruffy he had to look as Eraserhead, as he takes a lot of pride in maintaining his hair and beard

Still won't show Eri the scene where he cuts his own leg off

Sam Ueno (Snipe) [Another with a hc name + age( + face hc) too]:

Age: 40

Plays really good parental roles (is a single dad)

He brings his kid to set very often and the others love to see her, she likes watching the behind the scenes

Used to be a theatre actor

Is really good with accents + does Voice Acting for quite a few shows

Favourites: Winged Warriors, Pirate, Broken Dollhouse

Constantly sneaking snacks on set and can be seen eating different snacks Every Single Time Somehow

He went to the same acting school as Ecto, and they even did their first acting gig together!

He loves cowboys and was overjoyed when he got asked to play as Snipe. Could regularly be seen just sitting in his little coat just watching the others and cheering them on in their scenes

Has directed films before too and won an award for a film that he directed for

Is very good at close-up magic? Just pulls out tricks at random intervals on set

Tatsuma Ryuko (Ryukyu):

Age: 26

Often plays in Action + Thriller

Is a real sucker for a good romance role and will watch romcoms in her spare time

Really likes to sneak in Easter Eggs to her roles for her fans to find

There are blogs and social media pages dedicated to finding and listing them all

Favourites: Space Rangers, Forest Keepers, Regal

She takes an absurd amount of coffee breaks

She is dating Uwabami's actor + Rumi

Absolutely LOVES the fact that she gets to play a whole ass dragon. She LOVES it.

The sharp teeth prosthetics that she got for playing Ryukyu made it so that it was very hard for her to take snack breaks during filming, so often they would try to shoot her scenes all together so she can take them out and eat

Her and Shinya act a lot like those annoying siblings that go around pranking their co-stars constantly

She will often be seen napping around set also

Usagiyama Rumi (Miruko):

Age: 27

Often plays in Action + Drama

Is actually very squeamish and doesn't like horror movies all that much

Has won quite a few awards for her previous roles

Favourites: Radioactive, Fallen Deities, Fantasy

She loves to do her own stunts and is a trained martial artist!

She is dating Ryuko + Uwabami's actor

She enjoys attending the fashion shows that Yumie models for and can often be seen with Ryuko in the audience cheering her on

She finds the edits of her characters very very fun, and actually asks her fans to tag her in fanart they make of her characters

She is allergic to carrots and so in the photoshoots of her as Miruko (referring to a couple of hori sketches) she uses prop plastic carrots

Is a very good singer and has played in a few musicals with her singing as characters

Shimizu Yumie (Uwabami) [yet another hc name + age]:

Age: 30

Often does Supernatural Fantasy + Historical Drama

Loves comedy a lot + makes her way into blooper reels a Lot.

Has a lot of animals and often brings her pets to set for the others to play with

They love this.

Favourites: Supernatural Beings, Pirate, Masquerade

She forgets her lines quite a bit

She is dating Ryuko + Rumi

Previously dated Midnight's actor, but the two of them ended things on good terms and often act on the same sets together

Models a lot and has a rather lengthy list of popular looks from red-carpet events

She absolutely LOVES whenever she gets to wear prosthetic fangs, she runs around set and shows them off

Uwabami was a very small cameo role that she played while filming for something else

Her and Tsunagu have a very fun besties/sibling-like relationship that makes shooting scenes together quite difficult since they just chat or make each other laugh very easily

Anyway, yeah that's all I got for now!!! I hope you enjoy these lil bits n bobs about my actor au!

I'd love to do some more for other characters and some fun scenes at some point, but for now this is all I could conjure up lol

Having this au be a very involved au that interacts with every other au I have, including most importantly the canon universe, is a very fun thing.

Thank you for asking!! It makes me so incredibly happy to see someone even remotely interested and asking about one of my aus! I love talking about them :D

[m0nster-in-paradise]

glory and gore: ch 1

where Cyn wakes up somewhere unfamiliar. chapter below the divider.

Earth and Copper-9 had been very definitely destroyed. Rendered uninhabitable for humans, at least. For robots that don't bleed and thrive in the cold and sometimes host magical and destructive and ever-hungry world-ending entities, it's like a paradise once you count out the extreme trauma and emotional journeys and character arcs that come with hosting magical and destructive and ever-hungry world-ending entities. And unfortunately, there are quite a few of said robots who have been on Copper-9 and host magical and destructive and ever-hungry world-ending entities. And none of them have ever felt anything besides cold snow, rain, or if they're unlucky, the harsh metal-melting sunlight that sometimes pierces through the deep clouds surrounding both planets. And yet, Copper-9 and the remains of Earth are all that's safe. New places are very definitely dangerous and uncharted territory besides.

One can see why Cyn (Cyn Elliot? Cyn Solver? She'll come back to that later) might be apprehensive about getting up from wherever she's suddenly woken up in a setting she doesn't recognize. One thing is clear: this isn't Elliot Manor. It's too warm for Elliot Manor, and the gentle breeze that rustles through her hair is too nice to be Elliot Manor. It also can't be the pile of bodies marked for disposal she once was buried in for reasons stated above. And it can't be the dark empty space pressed up against the wild and unforgiving expanse of the Absolute Solver's consciousness she's come to know and dread.

No, this must be someplace different. But if it isn't Elliot Manor or the body pile or the Solver's consciousness it must be Copper-9, but she's very sure Copper-9 is too dark and windy and snowy to be warm with a gentle breeze, and the parts of it that aren't snowy are harsh and burning and would probably melt the wires from her bones. Cyn thinks about it for a momen, calculates how likely she is to open her eyes and be disappointed. Her calculations come back with a high chance of being disappointed and that disappoints Cyn, so she asks herself a quick question.

WWND?

She repeats it over in her head. WWND? WWND? What Would N (her big brother, the only one who didn't want her gone when she suddenly shut down thanks to something going wrong, her friend, made in the same batch as her and V and J) Do?

Cyn knows what her big brother would do. He'd open his eyes. He'd get up even if he was disappointed. He'd look for something fun to do, or someone to talk to, and he'd keep a positive outlook and an optimistic demeanor and if worst came to worst, well, he had a few games he could play to pass the time. And Cyn wants to do the same, but she's scared. So, so scared that she'll open her eyes only to feel the darkness of the Absolute Solver once more, or be faced with the disapproving stares of guests and visitors to the manor, or something worse. She doesn't know what worse is yet, but she can imagine.

Reluctantly, slowly, Cyn opens her eyes, holographic ovals that are more yellow than white blinking into being on the screen that takes up a little over half her face.

She sees blue sky. And clouds, clouds that look soft but also look so close she could reach out and touch them. And brightness, a brightness that she suddenly realizes is the sun, and there is green grass around her. Green! Not black and dead like the manor lawn, and a bright blue expanse of atmosphere that is nothing like the stormy sky she had known for so long where the only light came from lightning--

Cyn picks up her left hand using her right arm and slaps herself just to check if this is all real. Her vision fuzzes, reloads, and she sees the very same thing she did before. She can't believe it. This can't be real. This can't be real. This can't be real. She's almost tempted to pinch herself or do something even more drastic. Like trying to harness the Solver once more. But that's a dangerous endeavor, and she doesn't want to doom another planet if it tries to take over again. So without relying on the Solver to guide her or help from her big brother, Cyn tries to stand up.

The first time, she doesn't even manage to get her chest off the ground, and she falls back down with a grunt. But she tries again. And she doesn't even lift her head off the ground before it clunks back down again. But she tries again. And this time, using her arms for balance, she sits up. And now that she's sitting, she can get to her feet with a little luck. She tries as hard as she can and collapses the second her knees are almost steady and falls back down.

But she tries again.

And again.

And again, until her visor is scratched from several attempts and she's in a heap on this beautiful field of grass with the gentle breeze blowing through her hair under a blue sky.

But Cyn gathers up her courage, and tries again.

And this time, finally, she gets her feet under her and hobbles a few steps forward, hands held out in front of her awkwardly, looking around and trying to process it all, though she's pretty sure her CPU isn't enough to take this all in at once. She looks down at where she's standing, in the middle of a dark path with a yellow line through it, glinting faintly in the sun. Is it asphalt? Cyn's only seen roads in stock pictures. She takes a moment to stare at it, looking down, and then looks up again as she hears a whistling through the air.

That's when the car hits her.

--

Spinner's pretty sure he was just on track to run some kid over. Tiny stature and an unwillingness to run when faced with a metal death box usually mean a kid. He's not sure if Stain would have liked the running over a kid business. Right now, he's also not sure why they've stopped dead.

"My foot is on the gas pedal!" he exclaims when Dabi and Shigaraki both practically vault over the seat in the back to yell at him over it. He swears he saw Shigaraki reach for him. "We're on a full tank of gas! It's not my fault!"

"Must be one of those heroes chasing us," Shigaraki snarls, pure disgust in the way he spits out the words. The hand on his face covers his expression, but Spinner can guess what the expression is. Not a pretty picture, especially for someone with no sense of self-care at all. Even Spinner knows to drink water and keep his scales and skin hydrated, and he's even thought about investing in whatever hair-care brand Toga uses, it sure keeps her hair clean, or maybe it's just because she washes it more than once a month--

"Who is that?" Dabi asks, and Spinner snaps out of it, staring through the cracked windshield. The kid is still there. Standing. On second thought, maybe it's not a kid- just a short person with some sort of robotic quirk. Mutant or transformation, maybe? The kid-- robot person can't be a hero, not with the way they're standing there staring blankly, one yellow oval he assumes is an eye blinking ever so often and the empty space taken up by some sort of hexagon with three arrows instead of another oval eye.

Suddenly he sees the kid get yanked out of the way by a dark scarred hand and the car shoots off like a rocket, Spinner nearly slamming into the back of the seat before he can spin and brake so Dabi can hop back in and leave the kid behind. The heroes were right on their tail before, and Ryukyu's team complete with internship students are fast, though she might have dropped the kids to go faster. Or she could have dropped the kids so they didn't get hurt, so they have to go. Now. As soon as possible. Spinner takes off when Dabi is barely inside, leaving him to balance awkwardly on the edge of staying in the car or falling out in favor of evacuating the scene even faster than they planned to.

They really do not need another attack on a kid on their record right now. Definitely not after the USJ attack or the summer camp.

Though there's something weird about the fact that kid's quirk was able to stop them like that-- if it was even a kid at all.

--

"Ow." Cyn says. "Ow. Ow."

Really, it's not her fault she fell over when she got dragged away and left behind. It is also not her fault that she cannot regain control of her body now that it is on the asphalt and her head keeps clunking down hard onto solid rock and not soft dirt. She's trying anyway, though. That's what N would do. WWND? He'd keep trying. So Cyn keeps trying.

It's a very lackluster attempt, though. She's tired. Weirdly tired. Before the Solver, all she did was enter sleep mode in some dark closet somewhere and recharge over a six-hour period. After the Solver, she didn't need to sleep. Within the Solver, she was eternally awake in a torturous state of half-aware, half-dreaming. Cyn reckons she must be back at Before, but she should probably check how much she's charged (and come to think of it, if there are any wounds on her that she can't feel) so she runs some diagnostics quickly.

The results are dismaying.

CHARGE: 1% (SLEEP MODE WILL AUTOMATICALLY ACTIVATE IN 5 MINUTES)

BODILY STATUS: JOINT DISCONNECT IN [neck, arm L, knees L/R, wrist R] VISUAL FUNCTIONS IMPAIRED [ultraviolet scanning, item identification] SOFTWARE UPDATE NEEDED: PATCH 2.0 (DOWNLOAD HERE)

NEW SUDOKU UPDATE REQUIRED: YEAR OF THE HORBEARAGON GAME VERSION (VER 4.5)

"God-mn it," Cyn says out loud, one of her eyes twitching. Maybe she should download that patch. Maybe it might let her say words she knows are being censored by her vocal synthesizer. Maybe it is another of the Solver's traps. Maybe it is a reference to the patch that should let her control the Solver rather than it controlling her and reducing her to a puppet on strings.

Strings she could really use now that she can't pick herself up from the ground at all.

A dark shadow passes over her, and Cyn blinks away from the diagnostic results to look up at the sky. There's nothing she can see and the shadow is gone, but she swears it was there just a second ago like a multiply layer right over the surrounding area. Cyn turns her head to the right, turns her head to the left once, and finds nothing.

Human, she thinks, a human I've never seen before.

Cyn shuts down.

--

[SYS STATUS: CONKED TF OUT]

[REINITIALIZING]

Cyn sits up with a start. A quick scan of the area reveals a dark plush couch, several nice windows, a floor that looks metal, shiny and cold, and a spiral staircase going up somewhere so far she can't tell where it leads, and a blue (?) human female with blue hair and strangely modern clothing a little ways away talking a woman in a dark red dress with blond hair who looks very suited for Elliot Manor. She has half a mind to locate the nearest serving platter and present it to the woman before she remembers that her servant programming only extends to the people in the manor, not out of it.

She tests out her hands and arms quickly and quietly. There's still some issues in the way her joints flop and stay stubbornly stiff, but she seems to be a little better at moving them right now, and she feels lighter overall. And the patch must have been downloaded while she was sleeping because her item identification is back online and a lot of the messy files she has downloaded have been reorganized alphabetically instead of by last opened. Cyn checks her shutterstock image folder for the dogs and finds that all the images are there. Good-- she'll need it if she wants to reach back out to her brother and say hey without scaring him half to death.

She glances over at the two women and activates her item identification. Neither one comes back with any matching results, but they must have names, so Cyn just assumes that she must be disconnected from the international ID database storage and connects to wifi to find them somewhere in there. Everyone in Elliot Manor had an ID of some kind, even Tessa and the kids-- surely they must be online somewhere.

She runs the quick password guesser for the wifi and gets it on her six hundred and eighty-seventh try, an all-time record for this program considering she wrote it herself and it can only guess about a hundred passwords per second. Which is nothing compared to the one V wrote about a year before the Solver that could do a thousand every half-second. There are perks to being a literal computer.

The blue one comes back as a "Bubble Girl" and the woman in the red dress comes back as a "Ryukyu." Those are not names she has ever heard before. Cyn quickly asks herself What Would N Do to make sense of the situation, and pretty quickly guesses that he'd introduce himself so they'd introduce themselves in turn.

"Hi." Cyn says, putting a pleasant smile on her face and waving with one hand. She would wave with both, but her other hand is currently supporting her head and stopping it from falling onto her shoulder.

This catches their attention. Either it's the extremely modified and clunky sound of her voice, or it's the suddenly being awake, but they both look surprised for a second before hiding it. Ryukyu takes a few long strides toward her, and Cyn is suddenly very aware of the two sets of eyes on her. She doesn't like being watched by someone who's not in the conversation because usually they're writing down her weird oddities so they can ask Tessa's parents to put her back in the body disposal pile where she belongs.

"I'm glad you're awake," Ryukyu says, bending down to talk to Cyn. Even sitting up on a sofa, she's still very short. "You were out for a full twelve hours. It's eight in the morning now... how are you feeling?"

"Charged," Cyn says, and refocuses on the woman in front of her. "Cyn at your service." She grabs her right wrist with her left hand and holds it out for Ryukyu to shake, even though her head flops onto her shoulder without the support. If Ryukyu is at all disturbed by that, she doesn't show it, shaking Cyn's hand like she is an equal and not a servant. Cyn mentally commends Ryukyu for the amount of effort that must take.

"Well, Cyn," Ryukyu says with a smile gentler than anything Cyn has ever seen before, "can you answer a few questions for us? We just want to help you out since there's no identification on you, and we want to make sure you can get home safely."

"Okee," Cyn says, and shuffles up from the couch. She has to walk slowly, but Ryukyu seems to have no issue with that as she leads her over to the bubble girl.

"Alright, I'm letting your agency take over this," Ryukyu says. "Just send a message to me when you're done."

"Alright!" the bubble girl says, and Cyn immediately recognizes the hardworking and energetic demeanor she saw in J when the other drone was trying to impress higher-ups, only this girl's performance doesn't seem as fake. She keeps herself from saying that out loud, though, because she doesn't know what reaction the girl will have, or if she'll recognize the name J. Cyn doesn't know if the Disassembly Drones struck this planet too, or if they escaped unscathed.

Ryukyu smiles once more at Cyn, and then leaves. The bubble girl doesn't say anything until she's out the door, then turns to Cyn.

"Hey," she says with a reassuring smile, "The guy in charge of this whole show isn't here right now, but one of the guys I work with is here! You'll love him- he's really funny."

Cyn doesn't hear much of that sentence. What she does hear is "isn't here right now."

Oh, J's not here right now.

Uzi's not here.

Nine words spoken with her voice and some of her personality in them too. Nine words and two sentences that are all too familiar to the words that just came out of the bubble girl's mouth.

"Right." Cyn says, and tries not to let her nervousness show, though she thinks the eyes on her visor might be giving her away. "Um. Who is he?"

"His name's Mirio," the bubble girl says, "but he'll probably introduce himself to you as Lemillion, 'cause that's his professional name. He stops by early every Saturday to talk to Nighteye and help out a little, since he likes the extra experience... I think he's in the office right now, but he'll be along shortly! Oh, and I'm Bubble Girl."

Cyn makes sure a question mark flickers onto her visor in place of eyes. "Do you guys need professional names?"

"Of course!" the-- wait, just Bubble Girl says, "we're heroes, after all. Even if everyone knew our real names, having something flashy to call us is... honestly kinda fun, but since our real names are kept pretty secret, it's part of the disguise. Do you come from a place with none of them? Heroes, I mean."

Cyn thinks about her answer for a moment. She isn't suspicious, per se, but something about the girl rubs her the wrong way, and she doesn't want to give away too much information about herself or about the world-ending entity she may or may not have inside of her. So she answers after a moment of consideration, "I come from a place where a select few work against evil, but not many have the power to do so."

Bubble Girl seems satisfied with that answer.

The two of them make idle small talk while they wait for Mirio to show up from wherever he is, and the only thing Cyn really takes note of is that a lot of people have power beyond normal human limits. Not like the Solver with its ability to create black holes and make objects out of thin air, but not like superheroes from the manor's children's books either. Something different. And that there are some schools that teach you to harness those powers properly to protect others, one that Bubble Girl is a graduate of. Cyn would be lying if she said she wasn't interested in one of those schools. But she doesn't want to learn to control the Solver just to protect others from these villains, this darkness that she knows will be found lurking in dark alleyways and sometimes out in the open.

No. She has to learn to control it to protect others from herself.

[thesakuragarnet]

Incorrect PHOENIX: A Pro Hero Toya Todoroki AU Quotes

Mirko, reassuring Ryukyu: I'm telling you, my team is competent

Third-Degree, rushing in: Rumi! Keigo tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!